DC5 - Posted - 04/16/2023:  06:48:05

How can my shoes be on the wrong feet, these are the only feet I have.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/16/2023:  18:46:26

I cut that board twice and it’s still too short

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/16/2023:  21:23:36

I told my suitcases no vacation this year now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2023:  23:48:57

My shrink said it’s all in my head

DC5 - Posted - 04/17/2023:  06:00:39

I decided not to run in the Boston Marathon again this year.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/17/2023:  15:08:24

Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to her………or something like that

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/17/2023:  16:46:38

If you lose a sock in the dryer, it returns as a tupperware lid that doesn't fit any containers.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2023:  23:15:42

I’m quittin’ show business - I’m sick of scooping elephant poop at the circus

DC5 - Posted - 04/18/2023:  05:35:57

Mornings after never feel as good as nights before.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/18/2023:  09:43:16

My grandma could spot a Revenuer a mile away and never used glasses………drank right out of the jug

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/18/2023:  16:37:37

Just watch three people jog by outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2023:  20:47:13

I’ll busk til I die

DC5 - Posted - 04/19/2023:  06:18:46

My birthday suit never quite fit right, lousy tailor.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/19/2023:  15:05:47

My birthday suit appears to need ironing

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/19/2023:  21:12:01

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2023:  22:14:43

Never ask a cobbler for new aglets

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/20/2023:  05:06:40

If it keeps getting cold, I'm putting my Christmas back up!!

DC5 - Posted - 04/20/2023:  05:37:50

We'll all love global warming until we hate it.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/20/2023:  08:40:03

The Hurrier I go, I Behinder I get

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/20/2023:  20:06:09

War doesn't decide who's right, only who's left.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2023:  22:42:12

Raising legs at song endings at jams is verboten in many jurisdictions

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/21/2023:  04:30:22

I’m awake………please respect my privacy during this difficult time

DC5 - Posted - 04/21/2023:  08:41:28

Oops, I forgot my kilt.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2023:  09:55:40

Scotsmen we’re made to wear skirts when ruled by the Norsemen

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/21/2023:  10:12:45

A Scotsman wearing a skirt rarely dropped the soap while a Norseman was in the vicinity

DC5 - Posted - 04/22/2023:  06:09:44

Did I win the A to Z game?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2023:  06:12:55

What if the AtoZ game ended in a tie,,, would we play overtime?

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/22/2023:  13:16:16

I must be a squirrel because I attract all the nuts!

DC5 - Posted - 04/23/2023:  05:57:48

Sure hope the rain don't spoil the rhubarb.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/23/2023:  17:39:14

I bumped my head, but I only have my shelf to blame

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/23/2023:  19:26:16

I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2023:  20:58:59

Popcorn refused to pop yesterday

DC5 - Posted - 04/24/2023:  09:22:15

Let me know as soon as I get here.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/24/2023:  11:40:13

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar………….It was tense

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/24/2023:  14:28:23

I'm pretty sure I've seized the wrong day.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2023:  15:47:42

Toe rings verboten in tone ring manufacturing facilities

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/25/2023:  04:18:27

Maybe we could start a new fashion fad by marketing miniature tone rings to be worn as toe rings

DC5 - Posted - 04/25/2023:  07:45:45

Just looked out the window and outside is still there.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2023:  08:42:11

I can’t see my tree growing

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/25/2023:  14:03:11

Double negatives are a definite No No

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/25/2023:  19:25:08

Only our parents' children are always right.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2023:  20:06:47

My car has gas

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/26/2023:  04:39:40

The library wouldn’t let me in………..said there was no room because they were overbooked

DC5 - Posted - 04/26/2023:  04:52:40

Need to get the lawn mower out to make room in the shed for the snowblower.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/26/2023:  06:58:03

I love the maintenance free, townhome living lifestyle

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2023:  08:20:35

I can’t see the moon from here

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/26/2023:  19:48:43

Ignorance is temporary but stupid is permanent.

steve davis - Posted - 04/26/2023:  21:23:04

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2023:  21:58:15

Clyde Stephens from Port Davis has entered the building