OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2020:  03:23:06

I did, but it grew back

DC5 - Posted - 08/12/2020:  06:34:20

Cut the red wire



NO WAIT, I MEAN THE BLUE ONE!!!!!

Gumbograss - Posted - 08/12/2020:  08:44:23

Smell it to see if it's still good.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2020:  09:12:26

Old cigars and empty bottles of wine

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2020:  09:35:44

I see you found the ground bee nest

DC5 - Posted - 08/12/2020:  12:15:46

Is that poison ivy you're standing in?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2020:  12:32:02

Time to water the flowers

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2020:  12:37:25

Third boxcar, midnight train

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2020:  03:09:53

Just one more

DC5 - Posted - 08/13/2020:  06:12:28

There's a dead bat on the deck.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2020:  06:40:17

You're going to need more than a Band-Aid

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2020:  08:21:23

I’ll put the butts away

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2020:  10:22:02

Dune surfer

DC5 - Posted - 08/14/2020:  06:02:43

We'll have to do what they do in Maine when it rains.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2020:  09:56:42

Lickety split

DC5 - Posted - 08/16/2020:  07:14:18

There ain't room on this internet for both of us.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/16/2020:  07:45:54

Tarred and floured.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2020:  08:56:12

Hubcaps are not unlike nightcaps

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2020:  18:00:15

Fool, bring me another beer

5B-Ranch - Posted - 08/17/2020:  02:16:41

Doughnuts on a stick mmmm. Might be a money making idea.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2020:  04:18:36

Epic hummingbird battles

DC5 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  05:33:10

There's another one now.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2020:  06:14:31

You’re not from around here, are you?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  07:50:11

I’m a long gone a Daddy I don’t need you anyhow

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2020:  07:55:20

I bet you $5 I'm not addicted to gambling

DC5 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  13:07:43

Did Will Rogers ever meet you?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2020:  15:18:38

The angry word spoken in haste, such a waste of two lives

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2020:  17:28:16

I hope it’s something they can fix

DC5 - Posted - 08/18/2020:  07:50:39

Would a leaf blower work?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2020:  10:31:13

Congratulations

DC5 - Posted - 08/19/2020:  07:00:53

You'll never get that toothpaste back in the tube.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2020:  08:47:07

My Bonnie got laid over the ocean

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2020:  12:03:05

Bananastan

DC5 - Posted - 08/20/2020:  05:47:11

I'll wait for the movie.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2020:  08:19:39

Bring an extra bag

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2020:  08:25:41

Up north to Oregon to gather your hops

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2020:  12:14:07

Wow, bad tattoo man

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/21/2020:  11:06:44

With their hammers a-bleedin’

OM45GE - Posted - 08/21/2020:  11:23:43

Don’t crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers

DC5 - Posted - 08/21/2020:  11:25:44

How do I make a carbon copy with an ink jet printer?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/21/2020:  11:29:24

Zipper v button

5B-Ranch - Posted - 08/22/2020:  00:57:38

Sushi.... Sushi.... Sushi still sounds funny no matter how many times you say it ......Sushi

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2020:  10:02:46

You've got to slow down

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/22/2020:  13:31:25

Hurry up and expose the toothbrush from the pit.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2020:  17:04:32

You need to flush a couple more times

DC5 - Posted - 08/23/2020:  06:16:53

Cut me a switch and meet me behind the woodshed.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2020:  16:28:16

Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2020:  16:34:01

But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2020:  04:30:48

I would let the sleeping dog lie, but he’s standing up