banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2013:  02:42:10

the first and fifth string on a banjo
are the same

mbanjo - Posted - 09/18/2013:  19:11:30

Some people are different than others

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2013:  02:56:38

I had this old dog once that liked to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

FRAILER57 - Posted - 09/19/2013:  05:34:34

Is it biscuits and gravy or, gravy and biscuits?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2013:  10:04:16

If you have chickens that like to fly,,,
just clip feathers on one wing..

RandyZ - Posted - 09/19/2013:  10:19:59

if my cat could read.....$10 says he'd be in my truck right now goin thru the manual

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2013:  12:23:10

Do you see that broom over in the corner?.......Well,what do you think?

mbanjo - Posted - 09/19/2013:  13:02:42

I love a good war movie.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2013:  13:49:23

Ever so often,I get the urge to roam,,,,,so,,I roam

ChelseaQ - Posted - 09/21/2013:  08:00:12

Haven't I seen that building somewhere else?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2013:  10:06:03

Someone cook some food,,,,,I'm hungry

FRAILER57 - Posted - 09/21/2013:  12:08:32

That weren't no flock of turkeys that just traipsed through my back yard, that was a whole danged herd of 'em. Must have been thirty five or more. Man what a mess they made! Got some neat feathers though,for my granddaughter.She collects feathers.

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 09/21/2013 12:11:04

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2013:  03:28:21

WOW!!! Everyone I seen was there

TonyS - Posted - 09/22/2013:  09:51:58

Does anyone have a $20 I could borrow?  I'll bring it right back, promise...

ChelseaQ - Posted - 09/22/2013:  17:21:11

Maybe the hokey pokey really is what it's all about.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2013:  03:41:14

The man said this banjo played very good.I took it home,sat it
in a corner and it ain't played nothin yet???

mbanjo - Posted - 09/23/2013:  15:45:59

Never underestimate the power of banana juice

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2013:  17:48:09

My Pappy had a farm tractor that was very powerful

ChelseaQ - Posted - 09/23/2013:  22:04:50

No news is good news.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2013:  03:46:03

Oh No,,it wasn't like that at all. She just got in the truck and drove
it right through the barber shop window????????

FRAILER57 - Posted - 09/24/2013:  05:32:42

The weather service is consistent as usual. According to them, it's supposed to be raining right now, and there is not a cloud in the sky

ChelseaQ - Posted - 09/24/2013:  05:58:33

There is no sound of one hand clapping.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2013:  06:45:49

My feet and legs want to travel but my body doesn't

mbanjo - Posted - 09/24/2013:  14:37:34

Have anyone reached a satisfactory conclusion yet?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2013:  15:47:14

I think I'll dig up another can of cash because,,,well,,,,just because.

Piccolo - Posted - 09/24/2013:  19:50:46

My completely pointless comment came from VACOLA FOWLERS in MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA....why am I posting it? because I am still pissing myself laughing....(sad but true)......to calibrate a THERMOMETER...tie a sting in the hole at the top and swing it above your head.!!!???

mbanjo - Posted - 09/24/2013:  23:44:27

I used to be addicted to soap....but I'm clean now

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2013:  03:01:28

The sip of beer said to the tongue,,,,I'm just passing through

ChelseaQ - Posted - 09/25/2013:  06:35:33

Escalators that take you down should be called decendulators.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2013:  07:37:00

I am a banjo fee-nat-ick.
R U 1 2 ?

mbanjo - Posted - 09/25/2013:  13:57:21

I usually take steps to avoid elevators

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2013:  19:39:24

There was this lady that just kept on butting into
my conversation and so,,,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 09/27/2013:  15:00:07

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2013:  15:06:23

So the gun went off,,,what's all the excitement ?

ChelseaQ - Posted - 09/27/2013:  18:53:26

Popcorn is corn that has popped.

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/27/2013:  19:40:06

Salted in the shell peanuts are a mystery to me.

ChelseaQ - Posted - 09/27/2013:  20:42:50

To describe oneself in a nutshell is to imply one is a nut.

mbanjo - Posted - 09/27/2013:  22:33:17

How many doctors does a glass of cider keep away?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2013:  03:54:10

When people get to know you,,,it's time to move on.

mbanjo - Posted - 09/28/2013:  13:43:14

Hernia was the greek goddess of heavy objects

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2013:  15:22:42

The coolest car that ever was is the one with the coldest AC

mbanjo - Posted - 09/29/2013:  14:33:48

I used to own the best set of wheels in town...couldn't afford a car, just the four wheels

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/29/2013:  14:46:17

You may pass muster or you can pass gas, but please don't pass any mustard gas.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2013:  02:45:02

There was this old woman who lived in a shoe
She had fourteen kids but she knew what to do
There were lots of people that passed by each day
So one kid at a time she gave them away

mbanjo - Posted - 09/30/2013:  13:24:22

Beer has magical qualities

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2013:  14:48:01

The only time I do that is when I'm
by myself or with someone

mbanjo - Posted - 10/01/2013:  13:58:50

People who live in glass houses should drink more whiskey

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2013:  04:24:37

People who live in glass houses SHOULD throw BIG ROCKS,,
That'll get the job done quicker

roxygrl - Posted - 10/03/2013:  20:35:12

Happy talkin', talkin Happy talk

Talk about things you'd like to do..

You've got to have a d'weam

If you don't have a d'weam

How you gonna have a d'weam come true?..

Talk about the moon floating in the sky

Looking like a lily on a lake..

Talk about the bird learning how to fly..

Making all the music he can make...