chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2018:  08:45:01

Never let the truth ruin a good story

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2018:  13:01:36

Too many points for a pointless thread. Oh no, I just made another one.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2018:  13:37:50

Dig yourself a deeper hole.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2018:  13:42:09

I suffer from leather shoelace deficiency

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/23/2018 13:42:33

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/23/2018:  17:03:32

Don't be shy, give it try: a humpty dumpty!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2018:  18:44:12

We need a new deck of cards.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2018:  03:41:39

Believe it or Not,,,,,,Flat bottom air boats run better
in very shallow water.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2018:  04:05:37

Ride a boomerang!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2018:  05:15:13

My attitude, in purely intellectual terms, is "screw you".

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2018:  05:56:34

Those are the kind that drug stores sell.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2018:  06:51:18

A lot of Earl's success was timing and luck - it could have just as easily been me.

DC5 - Posted - 01/24/2018:  12:16:25

Ready, fire, aim.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2018:  16:54:15

The rubber hose for all ages from 8-80.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2018:  05:49:39

That does it, no more caviar for you.

DC5 - Posted - 01/25/2018:  07:38:07

What is the point of this thread?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2018:  07:45:30

All he does is sharpen his tongue to a dull roar

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2018:  08:12:55

I don't understand why anyone would choose to be a proctologist.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2018:  13:47:29

The last time I came here I left

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2018:  17:31:32

We don't have any of that.

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2018:  13:05:50

One order of won ton soup please.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/26/2018:  15:00:53

Don't be shy, give hooters a try!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2018:  15:17:21

Your guests have arrive, but they left immediately.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2018:  21:24:48

Rhythm is a lost art

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2018:  07:44:21

Dangerous dog doo dropped daily.

DC5 - Posted - 01/27/2018:  14:49:50

Another day on this side of the dirt. All is well.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2018:  14:55:52

You fellows will never know,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2018:  16:46:40

Yes dear, I'll sleep on the couch.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2018:  21:42:57

Get your stinkin’ carcass outta this park

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/28/2018:  02:11:23

Do you really have what it takes?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/28/2018:  04:19:02

The blue followed by the green, then mixed with turpentine.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2018:  12:40:18

He’s the chief critic and bamboozler

DC5 - Posted - 01/28/2018:  13:31:41

Move over little dog, the big dog is moving in.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2018:  15:48:35

I managed to do it again.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/28/2018:  16:56:43

You're going to need a bigger greasy coat.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2018:  07:44:36

You need to have your wisdom teeth out.

Mooooo - Posted - 01/29/2018:  09:09:09

Headaches were invented for a good reason

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2018:  11:09:25

You need to let go now.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2018:  14:14:01

when in doubt call BR-549

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2018:  15:08:11

Don’t sell yourself short

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2018:  02:02:58

What can you expect,,,he's a truck driver

DC5 - Posted - 01/30/2018:  05:35:10

Capricorns do not believe in astrology.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2018:  05:52:19

Seriously, it's time for you to go home.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2018:  06:14:05

I’ll hang my hat on that one

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2018:  06:37:16

It's all so uncivilized.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2018:  08:58:37

Just do the best you can OK?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2018:  11:03:34

I'd rather drive than fly.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2018:  04:52:07

Shut up,,draw,,and shoot the target.

DC5 - Posted - 01/31/2018:  06:26:11

Will play banjo for tips. Will stop playing for bigger tips.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2018:  08:29:09

Spears in the asparagus world are not tips