OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2019:  03:22:49

But wait, there’s more

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2019:  03:42:19

And everyone of you has that same trait

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/14/2019:  05:46:57

Have you hugged your porcupine today?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2019:  06:13:10

Your hips are crooked

Fish Head - Posted - 05/14/2019:  06:23:23

I would say more, but I don't want to get anyone into trouble.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2019:  15:20:28

and another thing...

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/14/2019:  17:37:45

More than 600 gallons of water goes over niagra falls every day

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2019:  03:46:53

Pit stop!

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/16/2019:  11:51:19

I’m dumber than you think I look

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2019:  13:32:14

Nobody can eat that many French Fries and survive

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2019:  13:46:00

There’s not a thing here that could arouse my interest

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2019:  14:04:03

Bass Pro Shop,,,A sportsman's dream

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2019:  15:03:14

You were right, that did hurt you more than it did me

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/16/2019:  15:11:35

Stop throwing them bones at us

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2019:  18:16:57

Any more fiber and I’ll have trees growing out my butt

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/16/2019:  19:23:52

My cat knows zero filthy jokes

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/17/2019:  01:28:44

Fifty thousand cows are touching the speed of grass.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2019:  02:57:48

How shall we ever collect it all?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2019:  03:29:02

Levitating elephants in pink tutus

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yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/17/2019:  06:42:50

Rain is so wet in these parts

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2019:  10:48:59

I’m here ‘cause I’m not all there

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2019:  14:31:22

I'm doing my tongue exercises

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/18/2019:  10:13:01

Skipping down the mountain before Tommy Twotone and his band of mugrats.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2019:  18:04:31

I wonder what time it would be if the hands were reversed

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/19/2019:  14:10:43

Knee buckling foul trees.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2019:  19:12:08

Never shave your tongue with a dull razor

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/19/2019:  19:23:35

A beaver makes a lousy shortstop

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2019:  19:48:20

Don’t feed me any horsefeathers

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2019:  02:49:37

Free the boulders

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/20/2019:  08:08:39

Hold this propeller

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2019:  08:41:57

I didn’t think you were armed

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/20/2019:  09:04:41

What??? Married?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2019:  03:14:06

Sixth grade was the best four years of my life

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/21/2019:  03:20:51

NO,,NO,,Cut the red line!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2019:  03:37:14

I liked my old knee better

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2019:  03:44:23

Jimmy Crackcorn has taken down the house.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2019:  08:51:12

My eggs have been coddled

Doc Ivory - Posted - 05/21/2019:  08:54:43

You drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2019:  09:41:34

That was my encore

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2019:  04:14:46

He puts left and right tags on the socks before he washes them

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2019:  03:17:02

Thank goodness Newton wasn’t sitting under a coconut tree

DC5 - Posted - 05/23/2019:  05:23:00

What if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2019:  11:05:54

Your tongue wouldn't get bitten if you kept it out of my mouth

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2019:  22:10:10

They’re making shoelaces thinner and shorter these days

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2019:  03:16:04

The wind is busy

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2019:  14:48:29

Without further a doo, a doo doo.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2019:  15:34:56

Baby let me follow you down

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/25/2019:  17:29:22

Stranded on a pickle.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2019:  18:31:20

What would it take to get you to stop talking?