chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2017:  08:51:18

That new banjo should arrive in 3 weeks in 3 pieces

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  09:57:50

This is why we can't have nice things.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  10:08:43

Why don't you just dive over it?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  10:11:15

Here Johnny, take this nice piece of chicken over to Mr. Alligator.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2017:  14:23:46

There were times I didn't think we'd make it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and we didn't

DC5 - Posted - 06/01/2017:  16:35:07

I brake for hallucinations.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2017:  18:27:11

Well, you were half right, it turned black. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2017:  19:09:57

Midnight will herald a new day

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2017:  03:24:48

I JUST SAW ELVIS!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,on an old rerun

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2017:  04:09:59

I found it in the very last place I looked. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2017:  13:40:29

CAUTION!! Don't play a waltz if they requested a ragtime tune!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2017:  14:52:37

Just let me get over the bs, then I'll be ok

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2017:  18:47:24

Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2017:  05:59:12

You're supposed to hit the target

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2017:  09:11:52

As long as there are math tests, there will be prayers in school.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2017:  09:50:42

They don't allow diving from the Sunshine Skyway Bridge.......

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2017:  12:22:13

Forget about world peace, how about visualizing using your directionals?

DC5 - Posted - 06/03/2017:  16:19:31

Don't use power hedge trimmers while naked.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2017:  20:15:15

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2017:  04:29:44

There once was a fair young maiden,,,,,,,,then she got married,,,,,,,,then no more maiden

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2017:  04:53:55

Honk if your horn works. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2017:  08:02:11

You put it in low gear,rev engine to 8000 RPM's,and pop the clutch..................and HANG ON!!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2017:  12:24:16

Clean those washer holes with an old toothbrush

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  02:32:51

Details at 11:00. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  03:29:27

Are the mushrooms growing yet

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2017:  04:20:48

I need more information

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  04:35:16

Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  04:56:36

This feller was so lazy he got some other man to play his banjo for him..

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  05:14:01

I are illeterate and me vote.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  08:04:54

Take the left fork of the 2nd path just after you get past the city limit sign
if you're headed south..

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2017:  08:38:42

Hate to tell you, but they don't allow 53 footers in in this town

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2017:  11:41:23

No, there's no place to turn around - you'll have to back out.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2017:  12:32:25

there's 40 acres just ahead

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2017:  14:33:58

The good news is I can tell you how to get to the city limits in 10 minutes- but there's just a 12 foot underpass you might want to avoid

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2017:  03:27:44

Just make the ninety degree right turn onto the tree-lined single lane road. 

DC5 - Posted - 06/06/2017:  04:56:12

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2017:  08:24:23

There's one in every crowd,,,,,,,,,,,,,sometimes more.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2017:  09:18:05

These ill-fitting jeans only cost me $12

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2017:  03:16:47

HA,HA,,The females think I'm the real thing.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2017:  07:33:47

I'm sorry sir but your library card does not entitle you do pose nude in the stacks. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2017:  11:06:11

HA,HA,,that's one on you,,because I don't have a library card!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2017:  14:36:46

Your head isn't supposed to look like that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2017:  17:51:29

you should see my head from my side of the eyeballs

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2017:  19:05:46

So then he says,"there's a big sign,,,ya can't miss it!"

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2017:  18:10:26

Turn left about three miles before the field where Olson's barn used to be.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2017:  03:33:33

When typing on your computer,,keep your fingers near the keypad.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2017:  07:02:56

You can pulloff or pushoff, and you can hammer on but you cannot hammer off

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2017:  08:59:19

Will pick up again next Thursday.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2017:  11:42:37

This happens only 965 times a year.