OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2021:  03:23:18

That’s the difference

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/28/2021:  05:07:59

Don’t try this at home

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2021:  05:14:33

I’d never walk a mile for a Camel, I don’t find them that attractive

DC5 - Posted - 10/28/2021:  06:40:06

Polygamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. (Ouch, I didn't know you were behind me)

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2021:  11:38:14

There are lots of those

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/28/2021:  16:49:29

Two-stepping to Mambo No. 5

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 10/28/2021 16:51:19

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2021:  17:11:43

String theory isn’t about model railroad spikes

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2021:  03:41:34

It makes you think

DC5 - Posted - 10/29/2021:  06:08:03

The same as yesterday, only different.

DC5 - Posted - 10/29/2021:  12:22:12

When playing by ear, how long does it take to build up calluses?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2021:  13:25:10

I blazed a new trail and am now completely lost

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/30/2021:  04:41:03

For crying out loud

DC5 - Posted - 10/30/2021:  05:50:28

I drum to the beat of a different marcher.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2021:  06:06:45

Balderdash and hogwash rule today

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2021:  08:00:38

She's taken over

DC5 - Posted - 10/30/2021:  08:50:39

I missed the last few, but this is palindrome post 20602.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2021:  09:42:30

I’ll play it via paint by numbers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/30/2021:  16:58:22

It’s too bad you weren’t here a few minutes ago

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2021:  17:30:09

Stand back, I have a sharp wit and I’m not afraid to use it

DC5 - Posted - 10/31/2021:  06:53:42

Oh intercourse the penguin.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/31/2021:  12:28:36

In shcool I was so bad at math, that I failed more tests than I can count

DC5 - Posted - 10/31/2021:  13:03:23

quote:

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Originally posted by Pick-A-Lick

In shcool I was so bad at math, that I failed more tests than I can count

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How'd you do in spelling?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/31/2021:  13:35:37

Where’s Spel chekc when I nead it?

DC5 - Posted - 10/31/2021:  14:24:31

The spell check her tolled me it was write.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2021:  14:30:29

There are three types of people, those who are good at math and those that aren’t

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/01/2021:  05:24:44

Not to encourage you, but…….

DC5 - Posted - 11/01/2021:  05:52:12

Shhhh, over 5 million dead, but we can't say from what.

dat - Posted - 11/01/2021:  08:30:38

Just remember, you are a unique individual, one of a kind, just like everyone else

OM45GE - Posted - 11/02/2021:  03:26:33

Home of the chicken tender

DC5 - Posted - 11/02/2021:  05:21:58

Lung cancer made me an orphan at the tender age of 49

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2021:  07:24:02

I’m not about to tie shoes when I'm 95

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/02/2021 07:25:04

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/02/2021:  08:46:27

Bending over is not the difficult part…

dat - Posted - 11/02/2021:  09:12:08

Until you remember that you’re in prison

OM45GE - Posted - 11/02/2021:  09:50:30

Here, you drive

dat - Posted - 11/02/2021:  11:48:54

That’s what happens when dancers start poontanging around

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2021:  11:57:16

Thought I was dancing til somebody stepped on my hand

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/02/2021:  13:33:23

The only person that can save you from yourself, is you

OM45GE - Posted - 11/02/2021:  14:31:24

Don’t get too close

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2021:  23:18:33

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2021:  02:38:13

Six of one, a half dozen of the other

DC5 - Posted - 11/03/2021:  05:29:15

George Washington could never throw a dollar across the Potomac today, a dollar just doesn't go that far.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/03/2021:  08:20:10

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2021:  09:50:38

Blow up yer TV, throw away yer paper

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2021:  13:01:49

Get off my lawn!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/03/2021:  15:43:07

Be careful when handling seafood so you don’t pull a mussel

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2021:  17:15:15

Your mother is calling you

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/04/2021:  06:16:53

I see your lips moving but I can’t hear a word your saying

DC5 - Posted - 11/04/2021:  06:21:50

Go play in heavy traffic.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/04/2021:  08:25:03

I’ve decided that refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training