OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2017:  04:51:48

There are 24 turkeys in my yard and one in the house watching them. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2017:  08:38:46

There's not enough water in this coffee

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/02/2017:  09:21:31

I don't want to argue about it,,,,you always win

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2017:  11:04:00

You're finally getting a grip on reality. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/02/2017:  12:23:13

She only wanted to be one of the guys

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2017:  13:42:40

That joker over there talks way too loud

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2017:  17:35:45

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2017:  03:36:15

What do you think about the price of eggs in China now?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  03:37:14

Coffee's hot!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2017:  05:37:14

This is the day the Lord hath made...and all the rest of them

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  05:38:27

I stopped in at the fortune teller and she said she knew I was coming.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2017:  08:20:27

Fortune tellers need to play the ponies

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  12:05:18

No thank you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2017:  15:57:17

I once auditioned to play at The White House,,,,,,,The one on corner of Main and 2nd street
in my home town.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  16:10:51

So that's why they say not to throw water on a grease fire 🔥 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2017:  16:34:28

Watch your step - there are booby traps everywhere

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2017:  17:16:07

OK punk,,you're fixin' to make my day aren't you?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2017:  02:59:28

Still waiting for my ski pass. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2017:  04:08:06

Me and 6 more people won 1st prize.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2017:  06:21:09

I'm sure we will have fun if it ever stops raining.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2017:  07:45:27

They sell 9mm reloads at my local gunstore for $8.99 per 50 rounds.
But the pistol is $1800????????????

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2017:  07:58:31

Oh, just some rag I pulled out of the closet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2017:  08:25:19

Only 355 shopping days left before Christmas

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2017:  09:29:26

Of course I went to the concert,,,where were you?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2017:  12:04:36

Road kill boys, let's eat!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/05/2017:  09:00:21

I'm just waiting to see what will happen after they kill the pig..

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2017:  13:37:55

That is a lot of turkeys in one yard.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2017:  14:13:23

NO, NO!..I said one foot in FRONT of the other.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2017:  14:55:41

What the hell is that?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2017:  03:56:10

I remember our outhouse having leather door hinges and was covered
with tar paper inside and out...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2017:  04:22:30

Time to cook up some frogs' legs.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2017:  06:01:24

I'm going to put this pea shooter away and get the
potato launcher out.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2017:  06:44:23

This is my palindromic 63336 post.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2017:  07:25:03

It doesn't look the same in a mirror

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2017:  07:58:31

All of the multipal answers are wrong so I will answer I my own words

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2017:  10:56:41

There goes another one.

HPNomad - Posted - 01/06/2017:  15:39:50

Octavio, release the chicken

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2017:  09:49:22

The last time I met someone like you, they....no, now that I think of it, they were nothing like you. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2017:  10:58:59

How to fix toilets with a string

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2017:  12:49:58

That's a pretty titanic ego. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2017:  13:53:00

Here's to you rounders, here's to you railroad bums.....hope you make it home soon

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2017:  15:01:08

Home is wherever I lay my weary head. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2017:  16:12:23

And here's to the girls who marry for love, and live with the man in the moon.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2017:  20:14:12

Now that is a tasty Scotch. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/08/2017:  14:43:28

There were 3 of them then POOF,,they were gone

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2017:  17:01:38

I just coughed up my lung. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/08/2017:  19:07:15

I just threw a hand grenade in my living room and straightened it up a bit.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2017:  19:27:56

Don't trust guys with brown shoelaces

MWBailey - Posted - 01/08/2017:  21:06:51

Remember the immortal battle cry: GET MY BROWN PANTS!