BigMonFan - Posted - 05/24/2014:  13:16:17

Hey, somebody tore down the goalposts on my dinner plate.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2014:  13:18:24

That was a lot bigger explosion than I anticipated.

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/24/2014:  13:21:33

I just purchased a set of lofty goals.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2014:  13:45:47

The goal of a skipper is to go down with the ship

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2014:  14:22:58

Monsanto cronies.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2014:  16:36:30

Who the hell is BOB?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2014:  07:26:49

Rapid Robert is recoiling from the retort

Hankon5 - Posted - 05/25/2014:  11:18:55

If a door can be ajar, why can't a jar be a door??????

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/25/2014:  14:36:22

Wrongdoer with squeegees

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/25/2014:  15:16:40

If they're sold out of quicker picker uppers wouldn't you think they'd have some slower spiller downers?

Hankon5 - Posted - 05/25/2014:  22:35:24

Sorry Pluto...you are just a rock and not a planet and You fooled us for oh so many years!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2014:  03:23:15

I just found out that Freddie The Freeloader does
not load stuff for free!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/26/2014:  04:15:11

Adhesive engineers with a grinder.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2014:  04:27:55

Stick with me kid and I'll show you some interesting times.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2014:  06:58:40

Freddie goes to Alcoholics Enormous

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2014:  07:19:31

Nope

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/26/2014:  07:44:13

A good time was had so they say but I have my doubts.

Hankon5 - Posted - 05/26/2014:  10:32:06

Be , am, is,, are , was , were, been...have, had, has, can, could,, shall, should, will, would, do, did, does, Look ma , I finally learned my adverbs!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2014:  11:40:13

Pack up the Family Truckster, we are going on a road trip.  

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2014:  11:50:08

There's a huckster around every corner

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2014:  14:51:02

Come back and I'll taunt you a second time.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/26/2014:  16:32:43

Work the blocking opportunity, John.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2014:  03:49:35

Time to feed the dragon. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/27/2014:  06:58:41

The crowd applauded all the appealing apples that attended last night's apple peeling party.

 

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2014:  11:59:38

Another lovely day in the salt mines.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2014:  02:46:06

Boiled raisins,blue crabs,spinich and peanut butter,,,,a good lunch

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2014:  03:29:19

This is getting difficult

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/28/2014:  04:00:39

10 Stamp Collecting Tips From Miley Cyrus

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2014:  04:36:51

Or how I licked my way to fame and fortune.

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/28/2014:  09:07:07

my iron remains unpumped

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2014:  10:32:31

My get up and go got up and went.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2014:  19:23:27

Gettin' my second wind- stand back!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2014:  02:52:15

Wow, that's a big blister!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2014:  03:59:17

I think it's hotter on this side of the road.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/29/2014:  06:32:36

Quadruple Domination

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2014:  06:54:02

This was a bad time to discover my underwear was on backwards. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/29/2014:  10:58:54

Exclamation marks are not as emphatic as they used to be!!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2014:  13:01:59

Turnip juice and a cup of baking soda.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/29/2014:  18:09:03

Steaming Mussel and Apple Puree tossed with Tepid Oatmeal

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2014:  19:24:00

An off side pass, then a shot off the iron

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2014:  03:52:00

What's this!! I leave Gen. Jackson in charge,go get a pepsi,come
back and all the toy soldiers are scattered all over the floor!,,,,,,,
And Indians everywhere??!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2014:  04:44:43

Well poke me in the eye with a sharp stick.

TonyS - Posted - 05/30/2014:  09:30:21

Banjo? No - I got this drum head thing with 4 strings and a little 5th one I'm learning, Banjo will be next...

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2014:  13:05:59

 I didn't know a check could bounce that high

MWBailey - Posted - 05/30/2014:  20:27:48

Naw, this ain't a banjo, it's a crow stick.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2014:  21:45:34

A slewfoot, followed by a facewash

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2014:  05:02:12

Scarlett Johansson saves video editing.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2014:  07:05:54

One at a time please,,,,

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/31/2014:  08:16:44

Get your ticket punched here.