chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2016:  06:49:36

Don't pull that nail out of my tire

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2016:  10:34:11

And now for something completely different.

nosepickerbob - Posted - 06/17/2016:  21:45:05

Four sick Siamese cats eat small pieces of dust.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2016:  03:18:04

It has been a long time coming. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2016:  07:35:50

Waddya mean my headlights are blinding you?

nosepickerbob - Posted - 06/18/2016:  10:25:47

A large elephant can't feed on small welding rods.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2016:  19:18:13

The name escaped me. 

nosepickerbob - Posted - 06/19/2016:  22:45:42

Sour onions like to be planted on Wednesdays.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2016:  05:04:41

You can't believe anything I say.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2016:  14:19:57

Give me libation, or give me death

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2016:  18:51:30

You are excused 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2016:  20:12:41

The moment you enter into the cesspool of the armpit of crime, you will cringe and cower.

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/26/2016:  17:14:26

Creamy pastrami roll on a bed of reddish kale scramble.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2016:  12:21:21

A dingo ate my baby.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2016:  13:14:38

To keep your licence, you'll have to bend over.......and touch your toes

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2016:  18:07:44

My baby ate a dingo

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2016:  03:52:43

Abalone and seaweed stroganoff tossed with flame-broiled trout and turmeric jam.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2016:  05:11:47

Here, hold this WW II hand grenade for me and have a blast from the past. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2016:  07:34:14

Ten of my best enemies got fried........onions

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2016:  10:20:39

They've twisted my words to the point that I actually made sense.

J e f f - Posted - 07/03/2016:  13:34:22

This is the Dawning of the Age of Asparagus!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2016:  03:26:49

We would gladly refund your money but it's been spent. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2016:  15:37:18

This might be the last time I come to this dump

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2016:  02:28:17

You've been voluntold for the mission. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2016:  18:15:27

Yeah, well, don't burn your bridges 'til you come to them

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2016:  09:32:00

You have three guesses but the first two don't count. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2016:  16:24:57

OK, everybody out of the pool - you too fatso!

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/14/2016:  03:54:37

AWW GEE!! I told you before. Don't go barefooted in the sand spurs!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2016:  11:49:36

We are not making you do anything. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2016:  12:37:48

Hurry up and hit him and let's go!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2016:  20:03:24

Computer voices are telling me to stop driving

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2016:  01:50:37

I drove a semi truck all day one time

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2016:  11:09:50

There have been a change of plans.

J e f f - Posted - 07/18/2016:  16:57:33

pepitas

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2016:  17:38:19

Pepsi Cola beats Coca(ine)

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2016:  02:53:16

Quick, shut it off!

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/19/2016:  03:56:52

Don't ever do that again!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Without my help

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2016:  12:16:42

My mamma said there'd be days like this but she didn't say there would be so many of them.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2016:  13:29:25

Two seasons- winter and construction

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2016:  13:58:31

Be afraid, be very afraid.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2016:  03:11:38

If a person has a 38 spl,a 380 auto,and a 9mm pistol,20ga shotgun,and a 410 shotgun,should
he buy an archery set and a new bicycle??

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2016:  10:52:03

I need a week off

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2016:  11:57:35

Don't worry about it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2016:  15:18:45

you're both fired

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2016:  17:01:17

All I'm asking is for my boss to genuflect in my direction

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2016:  02:37:07

Just stop and think about it for a minute

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  03:54:29

I've taken indolence to new heights. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2016:  06:11:48

That squirrel's up to no good

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2016:  07:13:05

Common sense isn't very common.