DC5 - Posted - 03/06/2020:  08:07:19

Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/06/2020:  16:03:56

Rounding the square of silence.

DC5 - Posted - 03/07/2020:  07:07:29

Did they ban Corona beer?

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/08/2020:  04:33:14

What is the point Of daylight saving time? And what do we do with all the daylight we save it's not like you can put it in the bank and draw interest.

DC5 - Posted - 03/08/2020:  06:51:56

I understand why I'm tired today, but why was I tired yesterday?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2020:  03:25:20

This is looking a bit more intense

DC5 - Posted - 03/09/2020:  09:58:02

Illegitimi non carborundum

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2020:  10:35:27

There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who cannot

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/09/2020:  12:34:00

My 401K just got 401 KO'd

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2020:  03:35:49

That’s using your head

DC5 - Posted - 03/10/2020:  06:07:31

6 out of 5 people have problems with statistics.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2020:  09:08:20

Unfortunately, yes

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/11/2020:  03:51:11

For the life of a blue circle.

DC5 - Posted - 03/11/2020:  05:36:26

The boat is leaking

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2020:  06:20:19

That’s easy for you to say now

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/11/2020:  06:50:55

Time...it's what's at the end that matters. Why not go around it?

Edited by - 5B-Ranch on 03/11/2020 06:51:41

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2020:  10:53:31

I let my guitar do the talking but it's not saying much

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2020:  11:08:45

I’ll be polishing my tailpiece this afternoon

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2020:  11:14:35

That's not a cup holder

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/11/2020:  13:35:35

If I were to change my avatar would it make everyone's reply seem odd?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2020:  14:20:32

Cryptic crosswords

SawgrassCracker - Posted - 03/11/2020:  14:23:12

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2020:  17:24:48

Hot wax

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/12/2020:  12:38:57

Turkeys callin for poor.

DC5 - Posted - 03/12/2020:  12:59:02

It's Friday the 13th eve. I'll be having a Corona in a China Mug at an Italian restaurant. I like to live on the edge.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2020:  08:07:49

Heading west

DC5 - Posted - 03/14/2020:  05:18:43

It is the eve of the ides.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2020:  07:17:05

March weather is a crap shoot

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2020:  08:10:06

These smart pills sure taste like bunny poop

DC5 - Posted - 03/15/2020:  06:30:49

Beware the Ides

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/15/2020:  07:35:44

Skipping down the river.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2020:  10:36:29

And that’s what happened

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2020:  04:20:48

Jubilee and a 1.2 bull.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2020:  04:49:04

Better left unsaid

DC5 - Posted - 03/16/2020:  07:29:33

Going to start my St. Pats day drinking early to avoid the rush.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2020:  07:54:01

50 makes an L

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2020:  11:42:22

Let’s make sure he doesn’t

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2020:  15:29:25

The mountain has recovered by running circles.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2020:  02:46:33

But Cindy, that’s not all!

DC5 - Posted - 03/17/2020:  05:26:13

I hit 9600 6 posts ago, and I missed it.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2020:  07:07:18

This music on hold sucks

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2020:  13:00:15

Knocking on someones empty bar stool.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2020:  18:30:31

Marcus is here

DC5 - Posted - 03/18/2020:  06:10:23

If you don't know why I'm mad then I'm not going to tell you.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2020:  08:23:49

Make sure your sample rates are synchronized

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2020:  08:25:14

Tires are have built-in obsolescence

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2020:  08:26:56

Sorry, only 538 per customer

DC5 - Posted - 03/18/2020:  10:41:59

144? Man, that's gross.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2020:  12:12:14

Little things are going great but I’m not going to make it right