OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2021:  12:08:27

It might be easier to meet women if you didn't bring your wife with you.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/25/2021:  13:22:29

That’s pouring salt in the wound

DC5 - Posted - 02/26/2021:  05:44:13

The world would be a much better place if everyone just did things my way.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2021:  06:25:16

We need a bigger exhaust fan in the bathroom

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/26/2021:  08:50:44

I’m sure you don’t mind if I ask you a personal question.....

Banjonewguy - Posted - 02/26/2021:  08:56:27

I wouldn't go in there for 35 - 45 minutes.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2021:  11:03:37

Your mother said to say hello

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/26/2021:  13:35:20

Wait one hour between coats

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 02/26/2021 13:36:07

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2021:  05:34:20

At least we know the circuit breaker works

DC5 - Posted - 02/27/2021:  05:46:08

Suffering from delusions of adequacy

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2021:  05:56:58

Don’t crush my despair

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2021:  06:47:38

My galoshes have never required bootlaces

DC5 - Posted - 02/27/2021:  08:43:16

So I heard Don Cherry got fired.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2021:  11:25:11

The way to a man’s heart is through a large chest incision

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/28/2021:  05:39:38

He’s on the wrong end of the stick

DC5 - Posted - 02/28/2021:  05:42:07

DILLIGAF

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/28/2021:  07:15:48

ICU812

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2021:  03:10:43

A shot in the dark

DC5 - Posted - 03/01/2021:  06:44:44

I'm having trouble with my eyes, I can't see doing any work today.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/01/2021:  07:05:38

Work fascinates me, I can watch it for hours.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2021:  07:49:20

I though it was only a fart

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/02/2021:  17:17:42

I couldn’t have said it better

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2021:  03:39:43

Sing on, lips that never tell a lie

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/03/2021:  05:07:53

He’s quite the character

DC5 - Posted - 03/03/2021:  05:33:27

Everything goes dark when I close my eyes.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2021:  07:43:20

He's either got a banana in his pocket or he's really happy to see you

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2021:  10:10:40

I won’t buy those if the aglets are sub-par

DC5 - Posted - 03/03/2021:  11:49:23

Is my microphone working?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2021:  13:40:22

Silence is golden

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/04/2021:  09:11:02

Let’s check it out

DC5 - Posted - 03/04/2021:  09:32:53

I'll look into it after lunch.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2021:  11:00:37

That was chaotic

DC5 - Posted - 03/04/2021:  11:32:09

I have all the details on 5 1/4" floppy disks.

DC5 - Posted - 03/04/2021:  11:51:00

Almost missed it, but this is my palindrome post, 16961 Also it's a palindrome if you turn it upside down, 19691

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2021:  17:44:37

Time for a new dress

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2021:  20:49:18

The dress has nothing to do with your fat ass

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2021:  02:39:04

Keep looking for signs of spring

DC5 - Posted - 03/05/2021:  05:21:06

Now we're cooking with electricity.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2021:  05:32:20

There it goes again

Banjonewguy - Posted - 03/05/2021:  06:04:11

But where does it go?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2021:  06:27:15

I hope that gives you pleasure

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/05/2021:  06:37:37

It seems like just yesterday.........

DC5 - Posted - 03/05/2021:  08:11:07

My name's not in the obituary today.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/05/2021:  10:31:56

That’s yesterday’s paper

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2021:  02:47:30

You’ve had an impact

DC5 - Posted - 03/06/2021:  05:50:22

Let me know when I get here.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2021:  06:19:19

Shelly is a better name for a turtle than Carapace

DC5 - Posted - 03/06/2021:  07:15:25

That's gonna leave a scar.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/06/2021:  08:56:26

Use the other end