OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2016:  03:11:56

Check the polarity switch 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2016:  05:58:34

Be careful what you wish for - you just might get it

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/21/2016:  06:07:30

This washing machine sure is slow

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2016:  07:07:47

My physical card expires today.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/21/2016:  16:10:14

I'm taking grape jelly to the jam tonight

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2016:  16:21:16

I feel like a million dollars - all green and wrinkly. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/22/2016:  06:49:44

I can't get used to doing nothing

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2016:  08:58:57

You could take up meditation and sit around doing nothing with a purpose. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/23/2016:  07:17:21

I told them the only pre-existing condition I have is my rage

OM45GE - Posted - 11/23/2016:  09:15:41

Mother Nature called, she wants all the oxygen you've wasted returned.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/25/2016:  11:42:29

I don't really know why these fish won't bite..

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2016:  12:23:23

I think I'll just stay around here 'til my longjohns quit working

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2016:  16:36:52

It sure is getting foggy. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/26/2016:  03:04:27

The soles of my shoes touch the ground more than
any other part of my body....

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2016:  04:48:27

His name isn't important. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2016:  07:12:37

Not sure if that song has an ending

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2016:  16:18:49

I hope so. 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/26/2016:  19:46:39

Deep fried watermelon doesn't work. It splatters way too much.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2016:  03:18:20

That dog won't hunt. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2016:  03:29:36

If I ever get shot with a 22 bullet and I find out about it,
I'm gonna kick somebody's butt!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2016:  08:07:30

No man is an island

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2016:  08:43:14

There will be a terrific party tonight. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2016:  08:57:10

Gettin' colder,,,keep the longjohns on til April

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2016:  11:14:36

My get up and go got up and went.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/28/2016:  11:39:33

these new cell phones are enough to make anyone bamboozeled

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2016:  13:40:15

That's the power of five.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2016:  14:58:39

WalMarts are creepy

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2016:  03:10:02

LOOKIE THERE EVERYONE,,,,,HERE COMES SANTA CLAUSE!!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2016:  03:34:21

Chew with your mouth shut and with your eyes look at the wall   

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/29/2016 03:34:37

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2016:  05:32:10

Never shoot wad cutter ammo unless you're shooting at wads.....

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2016:  06:03:53

There are spy planes on the loose

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2016:  08:16:04

Keep the home fire burning,,I'll only be gone for 12 years

Forrest - Posted - 11/29/2016:  09:26:32

What does it mean when your elbow itches?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2016:  11:09:54

Please write when you get to crazy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2016:  11:32:39

Sometimes I feel like a motherless wino

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2016:  13:31:22

I hate setting up new cell phones

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2016:  13:31:30

Slip slidin' away.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2016:  02:18:35

one bottle of mustard,one can of tuna,one pint of cooked navy beans,three teaspoons of salt.
a dash of pepper,two spare tires and a slingshot.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2016:  03:24:36

So you've covered yourself in aluminum foil, now what?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2016:  06:22:26

Waddya mean I have to apply for my pension online - haven't you folks heard of geezerhood?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2016:  07:57:01

That's way more than I can afford, I'll take two.

Forrest - Posted - 11/30/2016:  12:36:04

Two is enough for anyone.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2016:  12:37:58

Beard a-roughenin', coalpile, and a dirty hat pulled low across my face

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2016:  16:01:55

That is the largest collection of belly button lint I've ever seen.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/02/2016:  15:58:22

If you un-screw your belly button your butt will fall off..

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2016:  16:13:55

I told you he wouldn't like it. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2016:  18:19:55

I doubt if this is authentic Louisiana food

flake - Posted - 12/02/2016:  20:01:05

"Apply to infested area".



mk

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2016:  03:16:48

You must breathe this in a paper bag