Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  15:31:50

Well SOME of us had to work today...

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  15:48:11

That's what the seven Dwarves used to say  to Cinderella

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  15:52:37

Cinderella had the mice, Snow White had the dwarves 

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  15:54:06

These seven Dwarves got around a bit

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  15:55:00

Haha how did Sleeping Beauty feel about this?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  16:02:35

She and red riding Hood were not entirely at ease with the situation.

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  16:06:50

Did one of them scuba dive down to see Ariel?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  16:13:45

They all did........when the last one arrived she was in 'seventh heaven'

Alaina - Posted - 11/15/2012:  16:14:41

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2012:  17:17:02

Your D string is a little flat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2012:  17:29:56

Don't be hangin "round" ole Catfish John

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2012:  17:33:09

Seventeen more pounds of catfish guts and frankly, I'm stuffed.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  18:32:27

A lot of fishermen catch their fish by the tale

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/15/2012:  19:48:07

Hon, we're having calamari tonight.The fish didn't bite and I am not gonna waste this bait.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/15/2012:  20:08:43

I believe the earth's crust is extra thin under my house and gravity is extra strong beneath my bed.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  20:24:29

In extreme cases of flatulence, it helps you to blow your own trumpet

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/15/2012:  22:09:36

NO, NO! It's not broken, it's just a sprain.PLEASE don't shoot me. Ifeel fine.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/15/2012:  22:41:28

The person who falls down trying, gets up much faster than the person who just lies down.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/16/2012:  04:00:12

Beware the pointillist gum!

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  09:44:46

Why does morning have to come so early?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  11:23:49

how come the first cup off coffee is always the best?

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  11:38:45

Darn, I forgot them again...

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  11:56:37

Never lend books because no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other people have lent me.

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  11:59:44

What happens to a lock without a key?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  12:37:00

of course not!

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  13:42:11

Oh totally

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  14:18:18

Do not take this tablet without reading the instructions first

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  14:35:41

Why is it hot in winter?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  15:24:19

A husbands work is never done........today anyhow

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  15:28:36

Um, you mean every day.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  15:33:04

I am just not having a good day at all      @#$%$#$$$*#

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  15:36:55

Tell me how you REALLY feel

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  15:47:49

Double the above.......and more

Need a glass of something strong

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  15:48:37

I recommend vodka and red bull. Always makes me feel better!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  15:53:34

I just had a JD and coke....Hic

Alaina - Posted - 11/16/2012:  15:54:19

I'm going to need that to get me through just how much life sucks

mbanjo - Posted - 11/16/2012:  16:19:37

I have half a bottle left.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2012:  01:34:36

When I got up this morning,,everything looked
just like it did when I went to bed????

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2012:  03:47:35

That bear sure does look hungry.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  12:21:13

Small Mercies are on the lower end of the measurement scale

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/17/2012:  20:22:13

Isn't that your boat that just passed us?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  20:43:08

The rain in Spain is usually wet

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/17/2012:  21:11:07

I see everything as black and  white. I AM  COLORB​LIND!!!!!!!

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 11/17/2012 21:11:36

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/17/2012:  22:39:02

I wonder if the neighbor would notice if I switched roosters with him. They look the same, only mine starts crowing around 4:00 AM, and his doesn't star until 6:45 am. I sure could use that  extra two + hours of sleep.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/17/2012:  22:47:59

I lent $5000 to a friend for some plastic surgery. now I don't know what the hell the bastard looks like.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2012:  05:09:13

The lady on my right,fell against me,knocking me into the man on my left who fell
out into the isleway causing an usher to trip and his flashligh went sailing through
the air and slamed into the back of a mans head,knocking him out while his wife jumped
up very quickly and spilling her cold Coke down the persons back that was seated in front
of her to scream.Then the house lights came on and I left,,,,,,,,???

mbanjo - Posted - 11/18/2012:  11:55:54

Do not read this sentence, it contains highly classified material.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2012:  16:36:16

Where are my car keys?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/18/2012:  17:03:59

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe