DC5 - Posted - 12/30/2018:  06:36:47

I'm keeping my calendar in case 2018 comes back again I won't have to buy another one.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2018:  07:39:59

I'm headin' for the hills

VirginiaPicker - Posted - 12/30/2018:  07:48:24

I wish the "family share plan" didn't also encompass GI viruses.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2018:  04:10:42

My lips are sealed

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/02/2019:  11:03:25

Stew and rum likes to take a walk in the park.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2019:  12:53:07

Let's agree that everyone else is wrong

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2019:  08:26:27

Well,come on and speak up,,,I don't have all day

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2019:  15:30:58

For whatever reason, they never sell New Year's Day celebratory shoelaces anymore.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/03/2019:  18:44:20

The slowly sun is down.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2019:  03:22:03

Keep your germs to yourself

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2019:  04:32:18

she gave the peeping Tom a good show

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/04/2019:  05:26:40

The hello was left off before it left.

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2019:  10:57:16

You can tell the sex of a chromosome by pulling down it's genes.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2019:  18:08:14

That’s difficult to justify

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/05/2019:  04:57:53

Sally was a bush.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2019:  06:43:44

They’re all pink in the middle

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2019:  09:19:14

Dead people can't see color.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2019:  09:51:48

Junkyard dogs have feelings too

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2019:  11:53:16

Are you sure those are raisins in the oatmeal?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2019:  17:29:47

Get ready to switch

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/07/2019:  03:51:16

Has a tree found a rock.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2019:  09:00:13

Or creamy-skinned fat women, smeared with grease and chalk, gorgeous in the skins of beasts and the bloody feathers of slain birds, playing bridge with puffy pink-nailed jeweled fingers, women who after much expenditure of labor and bad temper still grotesquely resemble their own flatulent lap-dogs.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2019:  11:37:09

Let the judgement begin!

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/07/2019:  15:51:02

His pointed comment was rounded.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2019:  02:54:21

Nice catch

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/08/2019:  04:08:42

A small pickle tests the thesis that your theorem would unleash.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2019:  04:17:34

Surely you jest

DC5 - Posted - 01/08/2019:  05:39:51

There's snow business like plow business

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2019:  12:26:39

Rude, crude and socially unacceptable

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/09/2019:  16:54:28

Jazz has forgotten the route.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2019:  04:10:06

Seriously now

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2019:  13:10:11

my fallen arches have descended into Hades

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/10/2019:  16:48:25

Jump over a wall for 10.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2019:  18:14:48

Controlled spoilage

DC5 - Posted - 01/11/2019:  06:34:41

Guns and butter

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2019:  08:14:10

I didn’t think it would hurt to ask

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/12/2019:  04:32:09

Jabbing was nothing for a bush.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2019:  06:22:33

Punching itty bitty holes in the dough

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/13/2019:  03:53:39

A fly has its world rocked by trees (or rocks).

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2019:  17:20:57

I’m not going up there

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2019:  18:38:14

He's been dead for 45 years so they closed the museum due to lack of interest

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2019:  03:26:05

I’m already here

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/14/2019:  04:32:47

The tank of green.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/14/2019:  06:46:03

I won't say a word about it if you won't,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2019:  07:12:03

got new socks for the sock hop

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2019:  10:02:52

Pick your own

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:25:12

Chair number eleven has climbed the ladder.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:28:15

six of one,half dozen of another

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:38:58

Another slice of pizza bites the dust