OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2021:  02:53:24

Bloviating, bombastic boring boob

DC5 - Posted - 02/17/2021:  04:46:51

Everyone knew her as Nancy

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/17/2021:  05:01:34

A guy should really get going and fix that

DC5 - Posted - 02/17/2021:  06:24:43

for post C-19

 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2021:  07:29:24

I'm better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2021:  07:51:18

Drug store and hardware

DC5 - Posted - 02/17/2021:  08:07:04

I don't need no steeenkin hardware!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/17/2021:  08:49:20

Irish only make chili with 239 beans, adding one more makes it too-farty

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 02/17/2021 08:50:12

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2021:  11:54:30

Don't eat the machinery

DC5 - Posted - 02/17/2021:  12:21:19

I don't remember the first time I pooped.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/17/2021:  12:37:36

That might be cause for concern

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2021:  18:29:47

Sajac wears toopays

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2021:  04:32:13

That zit has its own zip code

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/18/2021:  06:33:11

She’s built like a brick pagoda

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2021:  15:33:39

This could have been even worse

DC5 - Posted - 02/19/2021:  05:32:45

Science doesn't suck, it pushes and pulls.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2021:  06:40:09

They called him Justin Time

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/19/2021:  09:49:40

This will only take a minute

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2021:  11:37:41

It looks as though this may never end.

geoB - Posted - 02/19/2021:  13:55:45

Oo ee
Oo ah ah
Ting tang
Wala wala
Bing bang

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2021:  22:41:12

Global warming will result in a decline in shoelace manufacturing

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2021:  03:44:36

Nobody wants to see that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/20/2021:  05:38:21

Should we do this as a unit or a group?

DC5 - Posted - 02/20/2021:  05:58:04

Whoever dies with the most banjos wins.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2021:  07:34:29

Now I'm worried

DC5 - Posted - 02/20/2021:  09:12:41

16661, palindrome of the beast.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/20/2021:  12:27:07

If I’ve heard that once, I’ve heard it a hundred times.

DC5 - Posted - 02/21/2021:  05:59:58

Couldn't we take a day from January and a day from March and make them all 30 day months?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2021:  17:00:34

You did that on purpose

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/22/2021:  04:53:53

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady....

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2021:  05:04:45

But I don't want your baby

DC5 - Posted - 02/22/2021:  07:01:08

3 weeks from now we'll all be confused by the time change - again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2021:  08:40:17

Time is an artificial construct

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/22/2021:  10:56:36

When you are retired time is nonexistent 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 02/22/2021 10:57:03

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2021:  12:02:31

There is one more thing we need to discuss

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/22/2021:  14:44:04

He’s got the brain of Abby Normal

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2021:  03:15:17

Bring me the cabin boy!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/23/2021:  04:55:34

They’re Here!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2021:  05:18:05

You seem to enjoy arguing

DC5 - Posted - 02/23/2021:  08:05:44

I do not

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2021:  09:30:27

Bring me my brown pants!

DC5 - Posted - 02/23/2021:  11:30:11

There must be another way.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/23/2021:  13:45:32

Take a right at the intersection

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2021:  03:46:52

I’m ready for another challenge

DC5 - Posted - 02/24/2021:  05:14:48

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2021:  06:39:42

But I don't want to be in medical journals

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2021:  07:00:25

Aglets have now been shipped out of Bombay

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2021:  07:11:32

Check, one two three

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/25/2021:  06:59:40

You bet your sweet bippy