Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/23/2021:  18:34:10

Someone took my picture today and now I’m having flashbacks.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2021:  03:46:23

Another bright idea 

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/24/2021 03:47:01

DC5 - Posted - 04/24/2021:  05:02:51

I hate it when I lose an argument with myself.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2021:  06:41:44

It’s not even ten o’clock

DC5 - Posted - 04/25/2021:  06:20:27

This post is not a palindrome.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2021:  12:36:59

Able was I ere I saw Elba

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/25/2021:  17:05:21

Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2021:  03:30:06

I’ve been killing slimes for 300 years and have maxed out my level

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/26/2021:  05:02:09

Every time I look at something ,I see it,,,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2021:  05:58:08

Just push the button and don't ask any questions.

DC5 - Posted - 04/26/2021:  07:02:18

I don't know how she ended up under me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2021:  08:39:03

I can top that

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2021:  17:29:32

How do you know it’s not poisonous?

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  05:55:41

Does this taste funny to you?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2021:  05:59:36

My psychiatrist told me I was two tents

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2021:  12:28:18

Oil changes are optional

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/27/2021:  16:03:28

Good enough for starters

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2021:  03:05:29

There’s no rush

DC5 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  06:31:40

Ice cream is OK for breakfast if you use Cheerios as sprinkles.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2021:  08:23:22

Electricity is really just organized lightning

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2021:  12:33:22

There are no more adjustments

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2021:  13:50:44

Tape measures don’t measure tape worms

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/28/2021 13:51:00

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2021:  17:48:17

It’ll grow on you

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  03:08:19

I really do try to be humble

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2021:  05:36:50

Don’t pick at it

DC5 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  05:42:52

A four door grape

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  08:27:28

Continental kits can’t be ordered online

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  09:25:45

Dang critters

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2021:  13:28:53

Do I look happy?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2021:  17:07:22

That is an E major, minor 9 chord

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2021:  20:41:50

Those notes aren’t on this guitar

grandpafive - Posted - 04/29/2021:  21:50:56

Did you report this?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2021:  03:08:22

I believe you are exaggerating the danger

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/30/2021:  06:28:14

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

DC5 - Posted - 04/30/2021:  06:35:12

Can you drop these videos off at Blockbuster for me?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2021:  08:29:36

Your wait time from here is six hours

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2021:  05:30:19

It's a bird

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2021:  06:36:56

Uh, hey coach

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2021:  06:49:05

If we had some bacon we could have bacon and eggs if we had some eggs.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2021:  11:38:40

Not that I rally care

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2021:  14:31:44

My shoes keep walking back to you

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/01/2021:  17:52:18

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2021:  06:36:27

You’re not wearing it correctly

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/02/2021:  17:46:06

As soon as I put on the hospital gown, I knew the end was in sight

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2021:  03:16:20

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

DC5 - Posted - 05/03/2021:  13:27:36

Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2021:  17:07:22

I’m not sure what you expect me to do

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:16:50

Well, don't just stand there, do something

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/04/2021 08:18:11

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2021:  08:36:02

That was more than just a little pinch