banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2014:  08:58:50

F#=Gb
G#=Ab
A# =Bb
C =Db
D=Eb,,, And so forth

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2014:  09:15:50

I wonder how that mouse got in there.

oliver james - Posted - 11/04/2014:  12:22:54

Corby, dont put your finger in the light socket please!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2014:  13:37:57

Shocking

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/04/2014:  14:12:34

Electrifying

oliver james - Posted - 11/04/2014:  15:08:13

High voltage

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2014:  15:57:44

Sponge off the squid ink and put on a clean pair of shorts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/04/2014:  17:14:21

Take me to your leader

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2014:  03:21:54

No Gabriel,,not just yet.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/05/2014:  03:58:14

A cranky old lady is often one floor above you.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2014:  05:24:04

I was going to run a marathon until I realized I can't drive 26 miles without having to take a pee.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2014:  03:40:12

What's going on with this? I have a 20ga shotgun but the 12ga ammo won't go in it,,
and the 410 ammo slips right through??

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2014:  06:16:20

I'm going to crank up the AC and the heat and watch them duke it out.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/06/2014:  07:49:56

Think I'll buy me a ten-gallon hat

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2014:  11:45:56

Not that button!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2014:  03:59:48

On "3"we draw,,,,,1---2---HOLD IT!!!
I think we should count to 4

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2014:  04:48:04

Bang

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/07/2014:  06:27:44

Bangers and mash

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2014:  09:41:38

Everyone is welcome but we tell everyone that

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2014:  14:20:47

Don't go away angry - just go away.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/07/2014:  15:44:43

The person you were before likes to have a shower in the morning.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/07/2014:  18:18:07

The last time I was like this, I turned into an imbecile

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2014:  03:57:23

OH,you mean Lays potato chips?
Of course I can eat just one,,,,,,,,,the last one.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/08/2014:  04:48:03

Everything and more shakes beliefs when held.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/08/2014:  09:26:46

Hold onto that West Bend and make yourself a shake.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2014:  17:36:46

Shake,Rattle,and Rock?? Naw!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/09/2014:  04:07:30

The light at the end of the tunnel would die for a grapefruit!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2014:  04:38:06

Every time I raise my foot off the ground, sooner or later
I have to put it back down.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2014:  07:49:39

My mind is out to get me

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/10/2014:  03:58:19

Abstraction is like a summer breeze.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/10/2014:  04:18:13

better use the "38" this time,,

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2014:  05:47:05

Another fish to fry.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/10/2014:  06:58:37

Well, Fall is fell, but the leaves ain't leaving. What th' He**??? They're staying!!!

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 11/10/2014 06:59:37

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2014:  08:07:22

The fields have turned brown

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2014:  12:41:26

We've only just begun

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/10/2014:  13:37:23

never mind the cash drawer,,,we need a pair
of saddle oxfords size 10,,,,,,,,and hurry!!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2014:  16:57:44

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2014:  18:23:54

Some days I feel like a paid tourist

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/11/2014:  10:52:25

Did you bring the apples in last night?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2014:  02:39:40

Yes Ma',,I walked all the way to the woods and
I didn't see anything.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2014:  05:49:01

Another great idea down the drain.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2014:  06:49:32

F-86's are fun,,,everybody should have one.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2014:  11:31:50

The last thing I remember was him saying, "Buckle your seatbelt, I'm going to try something."

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2014:  13:18:16

When the bears tried to say "Quack Quack",,,they couldn't.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2014:  13:38:41

I tried to let the horse out of the barn but he didn't want to leave.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2014:  20:38:20

I could if I would,so I shan't

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/13/2014:  03:31:37

Ding Dang it all,Balderdash,and Whistlespoof,,,,,,,,
Is that a blue streak or not?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2014:  05:23:28

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2014:  07:55:58

That tire's only flat on the bottom

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/13/2014 07:56:36