OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2015:  03:30:08

Welcome to the world you were afraid was behind the door. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2015:  04:38:46

"Don't let me catch you doing that again"!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2015:  06:15:05

I haven't gone blind yet. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2015:  06:55:06

If I park here then you won't see me parking there

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2015:  18:51:56

When did I become invisible?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/31/2015:  03:56:45

The lost idiom inflicts the gown.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2015:  09:14:44

There is a good chance of that not happening. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2015:  11:51:54

If I put the shoe on the other foot,won't it look odd?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2015:  12:27:45

My picks are bent the wrong way for playing "I Ain't Broke, But I'm Badly Bent".

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2015:  13:01:19

I have to return this box of nails, half the heads are on the wrong end. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2015:  13:14:59

You can always use'em for the other side of the house

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2015:  13:44:17

Dang

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2015:  14:09:48

The correct way to skin a cat is with a knife.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2015:  19:20:36

There's more than one way to kin a scat

FRAILER57 - Posted - 05/31/2015:  23:01:51

After everything's all said and done, what's left to say and do? Guess I'll just go to bed.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2015:  03:52:33

Well Now,,,Thank you very much Ladies!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2015:  03:53:44

Brussels Sprouts and a couple of wet dogs. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2015:  06:22:53

French Fries and overweight on the drives

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/01/2015 06:23:21

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2015:  08:01:31

When you get to the bus station,buy a ticket.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2015:  14:54:55

Follow me boys, I'm right behind you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2015:  15:32:17

There were 7 of us,then 10,,then 14 and that's when we realized the enemy
had joined us??

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2015:  18:27:21

I'm up the creek without a paddle. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2015:  03:28:21

Go on,,laugh,, it will be my turn to laugh someday.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2015:  03:57:26

Welcome to my vegetable refuge. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2015:  07:51:18

Don't come home a drinkin',,,in fact
Don't come home at all.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2015:  15:24:32

I need to write a speech 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2015:  16:56:26

And then the robber said,,Alright,everyone line up against the wall,,,,
But there was no wall???

J e f f - Posted - 06/02/2015:  20:29:37

The wall is in our minds.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2015:  03:11:42

This old F-86 came thundering overhead,then it left.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2015:  04:17:14

With a parsnip like that, it's no wonder you don't have any friends. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2015:  05:11:20

Yeah,sure,come on over,,,and bring some food.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2015:  05:48:22

You should have warned me. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2015:  08:05:28

WOW!! The tromp through that swamp was NOT a fun thing!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2015:  08:08:53

Stand back, I don't have any control over this. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2015:  09:12:43

No, no, we'll end up just having hot heads and cold hearts

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2015:  10:11:47

Well,it was like this here. I walked into the movie theater and there she sat,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/03/2015:  18:41:17

Sevenworm is not all that great.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 06/03/2015:  20:38:04

Lost my hokum! What'll I do?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2015:  09:22:06

The only time I ever did that was when I was
by myself or with someone.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2015:  09:52:39

Get your sorry looking carcass in that driver's seat and head on down the road

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2015:  14:03:44

Well,the lightning bugs come out about 8:30. Then we can see what we are doing.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2015:  15:43:18

Bring in the clowns. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2015:  18:09:28

She's a young thing and cannot leave her mother

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2015:  03:36:16

Not my license?!?  Officer, you've got the wrong guy!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2015:  05:24:33

No Mister,,You've got the wrong license!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2015:  06:45:11

Regulations be damned!- we're trying to get something done here

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2015:  09:53:21

Carry on

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2015:  17:47:26

If I had another shovel, I would hit you with it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2015:  04:40:35

RUN!!! RUN!!,,,, He's off his medications again!