OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2016:  04:04:03

I can't hear you. I have bananas in my ears

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2016:  11:08:01

HA,HA,,I'm playing checkers with the Great grand son

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/06/2016:  12:16:42

Listen mac, one more kokamaymee story like that and I'll send out the dogs

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2016:  15:56:50

Dang, that kid sure can play. 

Forrest - Posted - 11/07/2016:  06:49:51

What else can I say about Mondays?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2016:  07:53:13

That definitely didn't taste better the second time.

Forrest - Posted - 11/07/2016:  16:50:46

Is it bad that I can't stop thinking about Raquel Welch?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/07/2016:  18:29:51

No, no...you can't have your cake and eat it too

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2016:  02:27:36

Always leave your stuff in the last place you put it
and it won't get lost.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/08/2016:  03:11:51

I can't keep my air guitar in tune. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/08/2016:  04:32:33

My last pair of loafers got me in trouble

OM45GE - Posted - 11/08/2016:  05:39:20

Here, have some hummus.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2016:  01:00:49

I would love to break crackers with you..

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2016:  02:45:19

Looking hard for the silver lining. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2016:  06:04:12

I might get stopped for driving while Canadian

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2016:  06:42:41

Some body wake me up!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/11/2016:  02:51:19

Are we having fun yet?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/11/2016:  03:21:20

Stop taking all the oxygen. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2016:  09:14:00

Makes you want to holler "Hi Dee Ho!".

OM45GE - Posted - 11/11/2016:  12:47:50

I think they prefer to be called sex workers now.

Forrest - Posted - 11/11/2016:  13:41:21

Where did I put my spatula?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2016:  14:17:41

Soon be time to go to my winter den and ssllleeeepppppp.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2016:  03:22:43

You gotta sell your chickens before they die
And your eggs before they hatch,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2016:  05:13:17

You can't play the "Who farted?" game if there's only two of you in the room. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2016:  07:27:26

Why don't they just throw me to the wolves?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2016:  12:23:20

Leafon used razor thrush. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2016:  15:39:34

I only have 1325 feet of runway to get this B-52 airborne..

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/12/2016:  20:29:31

A shrubbery! A shrubbery! Brrring, to me, a shrubbery!  Naaaay Woooo!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2016:  20:39:18

There's something a-brew.....I just know it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/13/2016:  03:51:06

He went to the bakery and got very upset because
they didn't have any pork chops,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2016:  04:19:14

Come back and I'll taunt you a second time. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2016:  08:25:08

Pull up your socks or ship out!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2016:  16:10:13

The dog begs because you give him treats when he does. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2016:  04:11:44

Excedrin does NOT make anyone have a headache......

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2016:  07:30:22

This might be my last go-round for this year

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2016:  18:35:31

Send me your money and invest with confidence. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2016:  02:45:54

I was the only entry in the contest and the judges still said I lost??????

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2016:  02:48:11

Of all the people I know, you are one of them. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2016:  05:54:45

Nope, don't want to rush this week,,thnx anyway

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2016:  07:24:07

Well that's just Jim Dandy,,Slick'er Than Snot.ans Finer than a Frog Hair..
That frog hair has been split 9 times.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2016:  08:35:54

Don't fall of the ladder, but if you do, paint on the way down, don't spill any paint and you're fired when you land.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2016:  14:55:32

I shouldda been born rich

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2016:  15:04:01

I put instant coffee in the microwave and went back in time. 

Forrest - Posted - 11/18/2016:  14:03:38

Gunga galunga. gunga gunga, la gunga. 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2016:  03:33:36

We're back!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2016:  13:21:36

I got up early to hear the tick and flea market report

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2016:  14:53:40

I went away from home for a few days and when I came
back,,I was home again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2016:  17:45:50

Some day I might run away from home

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2016:  17:53:51

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