chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2015:  07:50:39

My banjo doesn't rely on a power dam

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2015:  10:56:10

I don't really need another reason.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2015:  14:19:31

If "Over The Waves" is a naval song,,
What is under the waves

J e f f - Posted - 02/14/2015:  15:19:36

Please help me find my duck. He answers to the name "Duck".

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2015:  18:12:14

The continental drift is making me queasy. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2015:  21:44:37

Evel Knievel never had an easy life

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/15/2015:  02:38:41

I did go to school once.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2015:  13:36:35

Sixth grade was the longest three years of my life.

J e f f - Posted - 02/15/2015:  14:11:37

I need my duck. I'm hungry.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2015:  14:27:14

We forgot to tell you about that.

J e f f - Posted - 02/16/2015:  14:53:01

The neighbor's monkey found my duck.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2015:  03:54:01

Hyena sauce and Ritz crackers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2015:  18:15:36

Did you know the Boy Scouts of America is
a branch of our military?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2015:  19:01:43

Did you know the Long Branch is where men got their jollies while on furlough?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/18/2015:  02:55:44

Did you know the Long Branch is where the women got their jollies,
but in a much greater magnitude?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2015:  03:25:35

Here we go again with the plate tectonics - hold on!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2015:  06:50:29

My denture plate techie is on holidays

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/18/2015:  08:53:11

"Quick As A Flash",,BANG!!,,I shot that flea

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2015:  13:07:16

I just sewed 2,854 hummingbird skins into a set of leggings for my elephant.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/18/2015:  16:32:15

My grandson and I went to shooting range and used up 9 boxes of my 20ga ammo.
Now I have only 46 boxes left.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2015:  17:03:40

There is only one more thing I need to tell you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2015:  05:05:24

You'd better think again,,,,it's a looooooong way down.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2015:  06:24:07

I'm not comfortable being alone with you.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2015:  09:41:08

A million people in this town and that *#^~+* pigeon s*#*s on ME!

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2015:  09:54:10

Aww,just be proud they picked you

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2015:  04:31:31

Of all the people I've ever known, you are one of them. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/20/2015:  05:13:35

When in doubt of what to say,,just say everything you know.
Some of it should fit the situation.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/20/2015:  15:50:11

Reflex danger

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2015:  18:07:14

Smile when you call me that. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/21/2015:  03:42:43

WOW!!,,that hole is deeper than I thought!

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2015:  03:28:29

And wide too.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2015:  05:16:59

I'll have the two piece white meat dinner please. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2015:  06:39:26

He was looking good untill he began to look bad

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2015:  07:47:42

I just need the right idea and I'll be rich

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2015:  15:37:56

No, I don't think your sister is prettier thank you. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2015:  04:03:37

I "KNOW"your sister is prettier than you!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2015:  04:33:15

We are making a few adjustments to your medications. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2015:  06:48:50

Don't believe anything you hear,and only
half of what you see,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2015:  13:02:10

That'll do donkey, that'll do. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/23/2015:  16:08:00

I don't know any of these celebs.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2015:  17:49:36

If I do,you'll be the first to know

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2015:  03:46:40

Yes,,I talk to my horse,,,and he listens to me.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2015:  04:42:45

Yes I talk to myself but I don't listen 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2015:  06:07:58

Bill,maybe you should listen,,,,I don't think you'll
learn anything though,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2015:  11:09:20

I'm an unreliable source of information. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2015:  11:40:12

HA,HA,HA,,that was a good one Bill

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2015:  14:32:30

There's only one way that you can get me to do that

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2015:  03:28:24

I really like to play my electric gee-tar,,,ya know?

So I took it and went to the jam session,,,ya know?

I had to sit beside the fat lady,,,ya know?

Then she starts to sing ,,,,,,,,,,ya know?

And I said,Is it over already?,,,,ya know?

So I took my gee-tar and put it in the car,,,ya know?

Well the fat lady is standing there,,,ya know?

She says,Will you give me a ride?,,,ya know?

I said Sure,where do you want to go?,,,ya know?

She winked at me and said,,Let's go to your place.,,,ya know?

So we did,,and then,,Well Chuck "Ya know what I Mean"?

Edited by - banjoscotty on 02/25/2015 03:30:11

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2015:  06:01:42

Ooohhhhh yyeeeaahhhh , I unfortunately know whatchew mean