Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/28/2021:  09:59:24

If it had wings it could fly

DC5 - Posted - 01/28/2021:  12:05:41

If you can't trust the person you're cheating on your spouse with, who can you trust?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2021:  14:06:55

Dinner is ready

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/28/2021:  15:05:58

Give it a pull and see what happens

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2021:  16:53:12

Dim your high beams!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2021:  17:41:22

I’ll offer him $1000 and see what he says

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2021:  03:40:04

Only 1,100 posts until the next palindrome 

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/29/2021 03:50:58

DC5 - Posted - 01/29/2021:  05:57:47

It's not the cold, it's the lack of humidity.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2021:  06:25:15

If you think that’s bad, wait until you see what I’ve got planned for tonight

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/29/2021:  09:40:00

Your skating on thin ice

DC5 - Posted - 01/29/2021:  11:58:00

My drier lint collection is continuing to grow.

Fish Head - Posted - 01/29/2021:  14:16:00

If it can't be fixed don't break it.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2021:  05:34:11

That actually might work

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2021:  06:39:38

Always remember that ice melts indoors

DC5 - Posted - 01/30/2021:  06:59:04

Is there a harder way to approach this?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2021:  15:36:40

We need to talk

DC5 - Posted - 01/31/2021:  05:34:30

Missed a palindrome 2 posts ago.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/31/2021:  10:00:15

Keep an eye on it 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/31/2021 10:00:53

DC5 - Posted - 01/31/2021:  12:12:15

8 ball in the corner pocket

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2021:  12:22:32

The dog is walking me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/31/2021:  16:31:04

I didn’t hear a thing

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2021:  04:20:57

Thanks for the compliment, but you’re a poor judge of character

DC5 - Posted - 02/01/2021:  09:02:49

My friend got a dog for his wife, pretty good trade.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2021:  10:21:30

I want my dog back

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2021:  17:41:11

Have one more

grandpafive - Posted - 02/01/2021:  17:45:04

I've had four more, it doesn't help

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2021:  17:55:05

That’s close enough

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/02/2021:  05:59:16

I don’t want to exercise, I want to “have” exercised

DC5 - Posted - 02/02/2021:  08:04:24

Today I will obey all the laws of thermodynamics.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2021:  03:20:11

There’s a limit and you’ve exceeded it

DC5 - Posted - 02/03/2021:  07:03:15

I'm glad that chocolate exists.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/03/2021:  08:49:54

Go ahead, no one is looking

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2021:  22:31:52

That’ll be longjohn weather

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2021:  03:31:13

And that’s why many women are poor judges of distance

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/04/2021:  04:36:01

Your on your own

DC5 - Posted - 02/04/2021:  06:13:59

This is a palindrome post 16261

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2021:  03:50:44

Rise and shine sunbeam

DC5 - Posted - 02/05/2021:  06:46:47

Comments in the common sense thread aren't.

Woodnwire - Posted - 02/05/2021:  07:06:05

That ain't no part of nothin'!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/05/2021:  11:49:11

Get the bigger size, you’ll grow into it.

Fish Head - Posted - 02/05/2021:  12:03:49

You can fool all the people all the time. No problem.

DC5 - Posted - 02/05/2021:  13:42:24

Online access, late nights, bottles of scotch, credit card, not a good combination.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2021:  17:22:44

It’s always something

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2021:  18:38:02

And furthermore boots are car parts

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/05/2021:  19:29:37

Finer than frogs hair

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2021:  03:45:25

I make an excellent bad example

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/06/2021:  11:22:54

All major credit cards accepted

DC5 - Posted - 02/06/2021:  12:35:31

It's not the same in Maine.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2021:  12:37:56

Brass monkeys are in trouble