chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2013:  12:13:44

Rindercella slopped her dripper when she went out with the prandsome hince

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2013:  12:36:04

It it doesn't stop raining here,I'm just going to stay inside.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2013:  19:48:01

Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore- it's always too crowded.

-Yogi Berra

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2013:  03:28:35

I turned 18 exactly 1yr before my 19th birthday

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/07/2013:  12:11:25

A fella never knows what he's missing until he goes to get it and it's not there.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/08/2013:  03:07:11

Spent $4.00 on fish bait.Caught one worth $2.38,,,,things just ain't right folks

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/08/2013:  05:51:46

If there's a sucker born every minute then that's a lot of fish. Unless the author meant people are suckers then that's a lot of folks.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/08/2013:  08:33:37

All the water in Lake Okeechobee is 100% wet,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2013:  17:35:04

When you come to a fork in the road,take it

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2013:  03:55:07

If the fish get their air out of the water,,then should I catch one,,
why can't it get air out of the air??

RandyZ - Posted - 12/09/2013:  11:40:31

ya probably dont find a alot of tuba players who smoke...

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2013:  03:34:46

If you tell them you're a chicken picker,,they think you play guitar,
If you say you're a chicken plucker,,they know what you are

RandyZ - Posted - 12/10/2013:  10:54:54

i once had the misfortune of being in the back end of a horse costume at a masquerade party.....

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2013:  03:55:03

Once upon a time ago this fair young maiden lifted her ankle length skirt only 5 inches. Just enough to
show the bottom hem of her pantaloons. This handsome chap took a quick peek-a-boo and shazam,,,
the first shotgun wedding in history took place. And they lived HAPPILY ever after.

J e f f - Posted - 12/14/2013:  16:34:13

I got a Jackass calendar for my birthday.

Actually, I get one every year.

I like donkeys.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/15/2013:  04:57:37

Since 1980,I have bought a new pistol for my birthday.
I now have 33 of them.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2013:  09:52:19

My Pappy was a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/16/2013:  03:53:37

I was on radio the other day,,,,I guess my
weight is what cracked it??

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/16/2013:  04:57:29

I'm on my way to the eye doctor to get my hindsight checked.

RandyZ - Posted - 12/16/2013:  12:10:39

whenever i hear christmas bells....it reminds of my dads belt buckle jingling as he was taking it off to chase me around the house with it~

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/17/2013:  03:03:40

Then she hugged me,,and then she kissed me,,and then,and then,and th,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

RandyZ - Posted - 12/17/2013:  12:59:18

then she slapped me....then she kicked me....then she, then she pulled a knife out...then, then, ...then

TonyS - Posted - 12/17/2013:  17:45:51

Oh the weather outside is frightnin' - Afraid of weather you big wus! Go ahead, finish you Christmas song and stop being a baby, you got a chick and fireplace, what's wrong with you!?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2013:  04:49:53

I don't got no fireplace,I don't got no chick,I don't got no Christmas song
and I can't sing,,,,,,I think I'll go outside in the weather.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/20/2013:  14:40:02

Mmmm! Cheddar cheese.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/20/2013:  18:13:05

Well,,,, I will if you will

dirtmaster4 - Posted - 12/20/2013:  18:19:25

Slink down on the couch and eat a chicken watching TV... blimey then how ... but I do wonder if the cheese in the delivery pie ever saw a cow.

If we were just supposed to write a random silly sentence, that was my silly sentence.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/21/2013:  02:32:17

Don't worry,,you're just a common person,,they won't notice you.

dirtmaster4 - Posted - 12/21/2013:  07:42:04

In that case, Scotty, here’s a dirty joke for you:
I fell into murky water and soiled my trousers.

dirtmaster4 - Posted - 12/21/2013:  07:43:47

Actually, that was the first post of all time that ever made sense with my username; do you get it: dirtmaster4, dirty joke?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/21/2013:  08:21:55

Are you in the excavating business or something like that?

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/21/2013:  13:22:06

Potatoes smell like flowers..

TonyS - Posted - 12/21/2013:  14:39:27

Why do they call it wine? I don't complain, a couple of glasses and - It makes me happy and I sing!

dirtmaster4 - Posted - 12/21/2013:  15:02:19

No, I'm not an excavator; dude, I'm only 13 years old. Wat do ya think?!

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/21/2013:  21:53:07

then all at once,,there it was,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/22/2013:  05:39:32

We are now servicing #45.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/22/2013:  06:36:03

If the sidewalk is level,,how do you know if
you're walking up the street,or down the street?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2013:  18:24:30

Up North,I went downtown

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/22/2013:  19:07:10

Just keep me covered.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2013:  04:21:50

I'm gonna hitch up the mules and plow
over to the county line.

RandyZ - Posted - 12/23/2013:  07:22:11

i wonder if the sloth knows he's one of the 7 deadly sins.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2013:  12:04:16

YOU MEAN SHE JUST UP AND VANISHED??
SHE WAS HERE JUST TWELVE YEARS AGE!!

RandyZ - Posted - 12/24/2013:  07:56:03

i always wondered why the Devil carries a pitchfork....why not a vacuum cleaner?...a bag of circus peanuts?...or a Hello Kitty doll....?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2013:  20:36:09

Kitty at the Long Branch was an equal rights employer

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/25/2013:  10:29:49

Rats! I'm all out of wooden shoe brown shoe polish.

dirtmaster4 - Posted - 12/25/2013:  13:10:28

Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, and then turn it to the left. Repeat the exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2013:  05:02:09

There was no door on the house so how can they
book him for breaking and entering??

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/26/2013:  12:54:45

The Diligord has ears.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2013:  02:58:44

I think this table napkin has been used,,,,,,,,,,,,by someone else