OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2018:  06:48:45

I have stopped being a misanthrope, now leave me alone.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2018:  03:42:34

OK,here ya go,everybody gets one,don't push,there's enough for everyone...........

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  05:41:24

Well that was interesting

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2018:  05:44:39

If you pick a banjo, don’t blame me

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2018:  05:55:00

Holy shingles, the roof is leaking!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2018:  11:02:14

Well,,think about it. How would you like that?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2018:  15:04:50

I only go out in public to refresh my desire to be alone

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2018:  17:11:50

I have a solution, but it be toxic

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2018:  03:31:50

You need to find something new to complain about

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2018:  04:08:34

The fact of the matter is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Well,,I seem to have forgotten

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2018:  06:00:52

Chipmunk brawl

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2018:  17:14:22

I asked the blonde clerk at Walmart to order me some cherry-red shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2018:  03:51:26

The cheerleaders have vanished

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2018:  04:15:37

You take 3 gloves 5 socks 2silk panties and 4 bras.
Then you just mix them all up.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2018:  04:34:41

I think we should see other people

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2018:  19:01:20

It’s always a gamble leading without cheering

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/03/2018:  03:13:07

Reversing the forward wall.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2018:  06:58:20

Do you want to eat a puppy?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2018:  09:45:01

How in the world did you manage that

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2018:  10:00:55

My eyelets and aglets aren’t getting along

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2018:  13:41:24

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/04/2018:  19:16:01

Following tire goes round.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2018:  04:13:20

That's it,,never ending up,down,up,down ect.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2018:  05:29:46

It makes my blood boil

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2018:  06:09:36

The longest day is approaching

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2018:  06:33:31

Yes, I am an idiot

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/05/2018:  17:45:36

The daisy hammer shows remorse.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2018:  18:25:19

How I loathe the very sight of kittens

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2018:  21:13:14

A litter box is not a place in which to play cards

5 String - Posted - 06/05/2018:  21:23:02

I know you are, but what am I?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/06/2018:  04:05:56

Watch out for falling.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2018:  08:07:08

If you don't like milk,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,don't drink it

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2018:  09:57:24

You do know that’s poison ivy

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/06/2018:  19:30:58

Hey chumba longo hairy toes.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2018:  03:21:48

That is never going to happen

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2018:  12:56:26

When the time is right,,you will know

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2018:  13:32:13

I'm waiting with a worm in my mouth

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/07/2018:  15:22:09

The incredible, edible fruit bat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2018:  16:51:39

Don't believe anything you hear and only
half of what you see

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2018:  17:47:58

That's not my dog

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/08/2018:  03:58:14

Enlarge your monkey butts with our patented monkey butts enlarger.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2018:  04:16:57

monkey wrenches are one size fits all

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2018:  04:33:40

That’s a twitchy rutabaga

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/09/2018:  02:29:09

All a rutabaga would really like, is a teapot.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2018:  04:47:49

Tempestuous titmice take territorial tendencies to terrible, tragic, terminal times

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2018:  04:49:12

Alliteration always annoys active arsonists

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2018:  05:00:12

Oh the girls in France don’t wear any underpants

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/09/2018:  10:56:55

Short giraffes from mars.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2018:  16:22:22

Tomato eating chipmunks must die