OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2018:  06:40:53

I left my harp in Sam Clam’s disco

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/28/2018:  03:48:33

A clam is the antidote for civilization.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2018:  05:12:05

Wire Paladin San Francisco

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/28/2018:  14:53:49

Martha's two ton bra.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2018:  15:44:41

I ain’t working on Maggie’s farm no more

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2018:  03:42:58

Now what?

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2018:  03:54:58

The hanky was no longer panky.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2018:  04:29:10

Shoelaces never need bus fare

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2018:  05:24:06

Elm does not split easily

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2018:  14:53:26

Jaberwochies are and cuddly.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2018:  05:04:47

Flying pumpkins

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/01/2018:  04:37:32

A few minutes with fish talk.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2018:  05:20:39

There’s a fly in my soup

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2018:  17:47:08

I thought we agreed not to talk about that.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/01/2018:  18:44:56

jumping jelly beans win the derby.

SpaceRanger - Posted - 07/01/2018:  18:57:29

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OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2018:  03:39:40

Another empty promise

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2018:  11:17:18

Dutch folks think below sea level

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/02/2018:  15:10:41

The bunion that destroyed Memphis.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2018:  18:41:57

Time for another gin and tonic

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2018:  00:31:36

The south end of a northbound mule

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2018:  05:12:38

The orange man gazed serenely over the havoc his ignorance had wrought

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/03/2018:  14:46:55

His pointed statement was pointless.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2018:  16:39:32

Here, squeeze this tube

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/04/2018:  03:59:52

Ted and Alice found a donut.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2018:  04:15:43

It’s time we face up to reality

DC5 - Posted - 07/04/2018:  06:39:32

This my 1260th post

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2018:  08:10:02

It could be a walk in the park....., or a pitfall

DC5 - Posted - 07/04/2018:  10:53:32

Two peanuts were walking through the park and one of them was a salted.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2018:  13:23:56

I'll thank you to address me as "Your Imperial Highness".

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/04/2018:  19:26:40

Tug boat digs a whole.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2018:  04:32:08

I see you’ve been running with scissors again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/05/2018:  08:31:57

My dentures are barking today

JohnWaters - Posted - 07/05/2018:  08:34:59

I like the yellow ones best.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2018:  10:33:25

Here officer, hold my beer while I look for my license

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/05/2018:  15:13:50

The hair decided to throw up.

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OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2018:  17:42:05

Everyone looks stupid once you put your mind to it.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/06/2018:  04:01:02

Beavers and rhinos.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2018:  04:34:57

The bunnies sure have been busy.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/07/2018:  04:03:53

Maple leaf blanket party

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2018:  04:43:18

The sap is running in the woods

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/07/2018:  09:03:24

Hankerin' for a meatloaf ice cream.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2018:  09:30:07

I’ve never had a washburn

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2018:  10:52:09

I'm missing a tuner, some picks and a capo that I packed for camping. Anyone seen them?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/08/2018:  04:02:10

No, not in here Dave.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2018:  13:28:22

They might be loafers

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/08/2018:  17:49:13

One pain of glass.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2018:  18:27:20

One glass of pain

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/09/2018:  03:59:32

Crooking between pancakes is a must.