Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:22:44

Who need irony when you have sarcasm?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:29:54

Oh yeah, like that made sense.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:31:34

What's the point without sense? Or is that cents?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:34:32

I will gladly take leave of that notion.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:35:14

Make like a leaf and flea.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:37:21

That's a Kodak moment.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:38:43

Hey Buddy?  Can you spare a dime?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:41:22

I don't know why you can't say that.

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/26/2016 10:41:51

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2016:  15:59:30

Cry me a river

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  17:27:48

After that outburst, you've lost what little credibility you had.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  19:13:12

Credibility is over rated.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2016:  21:15:34

I think I'll shop for fire retardant clothing tomorrow

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2016:  02:46:07

GEE THANKS!!! Now you tell me!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  03:09:30

Maybe they left the cake out in the rain because it was a terrible cake. 

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  10:07:41

Cake, shmake.  I like pie!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  10:53:15

And the trees crept in.

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  12:07:40

Funny word combinations: Clearly misunderstood, Exact estimate, Small crowd, Act naturally, Found missing, Fully empty

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  12:48:20

I was killing her softly with my song when she pulled out a pistol and killed me loudly with her gun.

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/27/2016 12:48:50

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  13:27:51

Sounds like she killed you with unkindness.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2016:  14:33:30

What happened after the moon came over the mountain?

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  16:45:01

The bear followed.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2016:  17:57:24

Some jerk mooned me while driving by

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  02:48:35

Just his way of saying he likes you. 

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  06:42:46

With his vertical smile.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  07:37:09

I'm sure we'll have fun if it ever stops raining.

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  08:48:32

I went hiking with Joe Spivy

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  10:15:03

So long and thanks for all the fish

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2016:  10:55:28

Ok,I've had it - I'm goin' home

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  10:56:25

Adios

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  12:52:42

The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2016:  13:19:04

The other side of the hill looks different than over here

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  13:20:52

Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  14:10:30

Pips?  What happened to Gladys Knight?

MWBailey - Posted - 10/28/2016:  17:34:47

Somebody needs to tell that sasquatch out back that he needs a bath, badly.

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  17:35:58

I once shaved a Sasquatch

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2016:  18:50:54

My neighbo(u)ring province is Sasquatchewan

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2016:  02:07:42

I don't have time right now for your shee-nanny-gunns..

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2016:  04:33:47

I don't remember what happened. I finished the bottle of tequila and woke up like this. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2016:  06:07:45

HEY!!! GOOD MORNING AMERICA,,HOW ARE YA?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2016:  06:12:42

OK, your chimney is swept, sorry about the mess.

Forrest - Posted - 10/29/2016:  20:05:23

Meh.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2016:  20:42:49

Underneath these clothes I am completely naked. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/30/2016:  02:10:18

Only your barber knows for sure,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2016:  03:51:53

And now in breaking news 

Forrest - Posted - 10/30/2016:  05:58:03

Man discovered with colony of gerbils living under his clothes. 

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2016:  07:12:41

I told my girlfriend I liked what she had done to her eyebrows, she looked surprised. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2016:  08:13:21

My galpal's facelift has improved my eyesight

Forrest - Posted - 10/30/2016:  10:17:34

Was she surprised you actually noticed?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2016:  10:51:47

"What do you think of my eyebrows?"' she asked archly.