DC5 - Posted - 09/15/2020:  06:26:11

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2020:  06:55:22

I’m not going to wait much longer

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2020:  09:42:45

He was just a lad, nearly 22

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2020:  10:21:32

You’re going to miss your connecting flight

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2020:  06:59:44

If a woodchuck could chuck wood

DC5 - Posted - 09/18/2020:  07:52:12

2020, a good year for Scotch distillers.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2020:  12:18:09

This has got to stop

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2020:  19:05:08

3rd boxcar, midnight train

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2020:  03:51:01

Shagbark hickory

DC5 - Posted - 09/19/2020:  06:46:56

Got up yesterday at the crack of noon.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2020:  09:21:30

That’s once

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2020:  21:49:31

Tamarack, Larch....whatever

DC5 - Posted - 09/20/2020:  06:51:02

It's a funny way to look at it.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2020:  10:42:23

Catch!

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2020:  21:11:29

I knew it was you when I saw your dog wagging his tail

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2020:  03:03:14

That doesn’t belong there

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/21/2020:  03:58:35

Two cans of gravy by a bush made of cheese.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2020:  04:45:09

My vacuum sucks

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2020:  05:27:14

You’re mighty young to be a-workin’ that-a-way

DC5 - Posted - 09/21/2020:  06:09:57

Be on the next stage out of Dodge

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2020:  07:47:50

The cone of shame

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/21/2020:  16:45:40

Beef hash for two and a cotton candy balloon.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2020:  02:53:53

Those charges were dropped

DC5 - Posted - 09/22/2020:  06:24:12

If it's all a dream, I'm ready to wake up now.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2020:  06:40:46

Must be the season of the witch

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2020:  08:31:36

The reddest leaf of the season is missing

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2020:  17:36:06

This is definitely going to hurt you a lot more than me

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2020:  06:07:55

It's what's up front that counts.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2020:  06:35:02

Plant a tree

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2020:  08:19:37

When your rooster crows

grandpafive - Posted - 09/23/2020:  11:52:12

At breakfast, I was attacked by wild blueberry jam

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2020:  12:28:23

Faster you fool

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2020:  06:33:54

I didn't win America's Got Talent.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2020:  06:54:44

I must say, that was rather anticlimactic 

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chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2020:  08:29:45

The bear shat in the buckwheat

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2020:  09:54:20

My Sunday New York Times arrived on Wednesday

DC5 - Posted - 09/25/2020:  06:22:59

DILLIGAF

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2020:  08:29:58

In my slippery city shoes

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2020:  04:46:14

Don’t let the carrots go

DC5 - Posted - 09/26/2020:  06:23:24

Sambuka in my morning coffee

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2020:  07:11:07

Gynestomma could be the fountain of youth

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2020:  07:26:46

The guy in the mirror reminds me of someone

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/26/2020:  11:52:16

I haven’t seen you since last time

DC5 - Posted - 09/27/2020:  07:14:40

Day 186 of isolation, probably should think about taking a shower soon.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/27/2020:  08:50:41

If you fall and break your leg don’t come running to me

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2020:  05:38:50

There are several

DC5 - Posted - 09/28/2020:  06:07:25

Is there another way to look at it?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2020:  06:41:40

Both ways are best

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2020:  07:11:59

I hate every bone in your body ‘xcept mine