DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2019:  06:36:44

Looking for a small piece of plywood, about a foot square.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2019:  06:54:07

Perhaps ocean air will calm one down

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2019:  10:22:48

I asked if he was wearing adult diapers and he said, “It depends”

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/27/2019:  11:49:38

Screen shot and a large hamburger.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2019:  15:44:19

That’s good enough for him

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2019:  15:46:29

No, those black Oxfords have never been to the dry cleaners

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2019:  16:01:32

Whatever

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/29/2019:  04:26:23

A pickle has replaced the ref.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2019:  04:56:52

Why is there cream in my coffee

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2019:  06:07:00

Darn nippy

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2019:  10:25:53

Hey you dumb ding dong.You ring this bell,,not that one!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2019:  11:41:30

You really should talk with a professional about that

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2019:  17:04:47

There might be some room for error

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2019:  17:10:53

You have to make up a better name than that

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2019:  03:59:06

don't do great things if you can't handle the praise

DC5 - Posted - 01/30/2019:  06:26:46

Hey everyone, I made it into the witness protection program.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2019:  07:52:06

Here- take three of these,, it’ll clean out your colon

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2019:  10:49:35

you’ve got to accentuate the positive

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/30/2019 10:49:56

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/31/2019:  03:40:33

Nutrition facts about tissue.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2019:  05:12:26

But I’m attached to my old knee

DC5 - Posted - 01/31/2019:  14:16:55

With great ability comes great responsibility. This is why I have only mediocre abilities.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/31/2019:  15:21:15

Billy Bob has toe jam before foot.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2019:  03:29:50

I like to give my opinions from the back of a horse

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/01/2019:  04:07:19

Swing left and hop.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2019:  04:21:39

Below zero wind chills suck

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/02/2019:  13:54:13

Jetting though a dirt pile.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2019:  03:35:14

Picking through the rubble

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2019:  08:10:34

never mind the smell,,just eat it

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2019:  08:56:25

Just scrape together a few pennies

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2019:  10:35:38

He's so lazy, his self-winding watch never runs.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/05/2019:  14:56:08

Lumping all together now.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2019:  09:48:26

I'm tired of being lazy,,,,,I think I'll go to sleep

DC5 - Posted - 02/06/2019:  13:08:53

Ever since I turned 30 I haven't been able to trust myself.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2019:  13:18:51

He’s been known to do the geographical cure

DC5 - Posted - 02/06/2019:  16:26:09

With the Air Hawk flat balls are no longer a problem.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/06/2019:  18:14:55

Double trouble has a problem.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2019:  05:13:41

"GONE FISHING"

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/07/2019:  14:42:26

Folder for free to large plant.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2019:  04:26:51

Everything has gone basackwards

DC5 - Posted - 02/08/2019:  06:01:30

He suffers from a rectal cranial inversion.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/08/2019:  15:16:19

Jelly beans from deep six melons.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2019:  04:06:00

There is always one in every crowd

DC5 - Posted - 02/09/2019:  06:22:37

The bigger the crowd, the more people show up for it.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/09/2019:  11:48:22

Follow the elephant with the beehive dew...

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2019:  04:25:00

There's one ting wrong with your plan,,,,,I'm not going!

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2019:  04:42:05

Small ants with large heads made of paper mache.

DC5 - Posted - 02/10/2019:  05:22:48

Nobody goes there, it's too crowded.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2019:  16:07:09

Waiting in a line above air.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2019:  03:52:21

B-29's,Pogo sticks,and bird baths