OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2018:  13:23:53

He can't grant both your prayers

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/26/2018:  16:28:12

Happy cakes are dreadful.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2018:  18:21:56

The shift is on

danasmokey - Posted - 07/26/2018:  18:25:38

I've often found playing banjo loosens the bowel.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2018:  18:29:50

They’re telling me I’m saving money but I’m spending $40,000 on a car

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/26/2018:  18:44:04

Lisping to both sides for now.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2018:  03:18:50

Burgers and fries with raccoon sauce

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2018:  03:48:58

why do you never learn?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2018:  03:55:26

The beatings will stop when morale improves

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/27/2018:  17:05:52

Chubby worm stew with dry wheat.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2018:  19:19:33

Let me take that

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2018:  20:05:11

I haven't seen Carnaby Street shoelaces in years

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2018:  20:12:53

Time for a commercial

djenks - Posted - 07/27/2018:  20:16:24

Man! I hate I missed that.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2018:  20:18:21

You don’t say

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2018:  03:32:47

If you don't believe me now,then wait and ask me tomorrow,,,,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2018:  07:24:10

You say tomato, I say spelunker

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2018:  12:34:46

Ya recon we'uns ull ever git outta this here mix up
that we done got into?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/28/2018:  17:24:04

The apple trees fall far.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2018:  03:51:33

The shortest distance between to given points is just
fine with me...

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/29/2018:  04:13:11

Last of the many cumber-buns.

DC5 - Posted - 07/29/2018:  04:30:27

My glass isn't half empty, it's twice as big as it needs to be.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2018:  05:13:28

Dang It!! I can't find the correct cable adapter!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2018:  11:34:22

bad moods work for anti-social folks

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/30/2018:  02:46:43

Does memory foam REALLY improve your memory?

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2018:  04:31:04

The landing gears on this here C-130 are HUGE!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2018:  04:40:04

Sledding down the glaciers

DC5 - Posted - 07/30/2018:  05:08:56

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2018:  05:58:12

What,,WHAT???

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2018:  08:02:20

You've been traded to a different zoo

DC5 - Posted - 07/30/2018:  08:49:46

My Banjo is in tune, call Guinness!

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2018:  09:16:14

He said he was 63 years old and refuses to sleep in
the bunk bed any longer!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2018:  09:33:30

I'll never park on a Parkway again.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2018:  09:59:07

That's the last time I remove my own appendix

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/30/2018:  13:15:30

Spotted stripes over spaghetti.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2018:  15:34:18

This could mean trouble for everyone involved

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/31/2018:  03:33:40

Hanging ten from a biscuit.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2018:  04:51:26

Take two of these every four hours

DC5 - Posted - 07/31/2018:  06:24:30

That piano is not going to move itself.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2018:  08:31:02

If youve got the money,honey

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2018:  09:39:07

find someone who has time for you,,,I don't

Edited by - banjoscotty on 07/31/2018 09:40:08

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2018:  11:59:16

Blatherskite

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2018:  14:20:55

Sorry,,,B-29's can't fly upside down

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/31/2018:  15:06:02

Jumpin Jack tater fry.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2018:  20:18:06

I'll be as gone as a wild goose in winter

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2018:  02:45:33

Then you'll understand your man

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2018:  05:18:05

That’s a huge shark

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2018:  06:25:32

I'm gonna need more water than that to
float this old PT boat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2018:  08:04:11

Tim Borgnine and Ernest Conway walked into a bar