OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2020:  03:24:05

Stand back, I don’t know how big it’s going to get

DC5 - Posted - 10/31/2020:  06:26:14

I'm with stupid.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2020:  08:47:29

He’s with me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/31/2020:  11:19:05

The beatings will continue until the moral improves.

DC5 - Posted - 10/31/2020:  14:11:29

It is pointless to move the clocks back an hour.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2020:  15:51:54

It ends in ten minutes

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2020:  15:56:13

No more Tareytons for me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/01/2020:  04:25:01

Momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy!

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/01/2020:  06:36:02

Its already started...

DC5 - Posted - 11/01/2020:  07:16:14

It's not that I'm apathetic, I just don't care.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2020:  14:01:24

You nonconformists are all alike

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/01/2020:  16:23:24

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2020:  17:31:13

Since 1990

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2020:  20:34:03

If the shoe fits wear it after you close the barn door when the cats are out of the bag

OM45GE - Posted - 11/02/2020:  03:32:41

101101 is the last palindrome for a while

DC5 - Posted - 11/02/2020:  07:05:36

My mother once threatened to slap me into next year, I wonder if that offer is still good.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/02/2020:  08:43:45

In the year 2525, if man is still alive, if woman can survive......

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 11/02/2020 08:44:38

OM45GE - Posted - 11/02/2020:  15:30:22

I’ve done that plenty of times

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/02/2020:  15:58:00

57 to boot.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2020:  03:37:29

Bulgarian diesel mechanic

DC5 - Posted - 11/03/2020:  05:47:01

Finally, Donald Trump will stop calling my home.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/03/2020:  09:13:36

When receiving unwanted phone calls, out of tune banjo music makes them hang up and not call back.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2020:  09:14:19

I have news for you

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/03/2020:  12:52:42

We'll need a credit card number to hold your free reservation.

just-nosey - Posted - 11/03/2020:  14:22:05

Put bird seed ~n~ nut Treats out Halloween time in yard, only one Junko, was several.
Must be covid 8 )

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2020:  17:15:25

We organized a junket to travel to Dead Man’s Flats

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2020:  03:05:54

Cute homunculus

DC5 - Posted - 11/04/2020:  04:09:52

Acute Angina, and your boobs ain't bad either.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2020:  04:11:50

You’re an eight

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/04/2020:  05:24:53

Your a quart low.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2020:  10:20:18

Mince finely

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/04/2020:  15:35:42

Don’t worry, I’ve got it.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2020:  16:56:13

Your grip on reality is tenuous

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/04/2020:  17:08:44

Don’t step there unless you like drama

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2020:  03:48:48

Nice fungi

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/05/2020:  07:17:59

I have a coupon for that

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/05/2020:  07:54:10

Don’t bury me before I’m dead

DC5 - Posted - 11/05/2020:  08:07:30

Missed my palindrome 9 posts ago

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/05/2020:  12:00:54

I’ll go but I’m not driving.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2020:  04:28:51

I’m donating my belly button lint collection

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/06/2020:  07:07:15

I collect match books for the purpose of burning BB lint

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2020:  11:03:29

That is going to leave a scar

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/06/2020:  15:39:49

Note to self: dislodge and isolate BB Lint before igniting

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2020:  17:46:54

I didn’t know squirrels liked pumpkins

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/07/2020:  02:12:42

It’s all the rage.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2020:  03:19:32

I’d be frank with you but I don’t want to change my name

DC5 - Posted - 11/07/2020:  06:05:58

Don't forget.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2020:  06:47:24

Discarded gum wrappers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/07/2020:  06:54:20

It’s almost that time of year to clean up the banjo a bit