mbanjo - Posted - 06/26/2013:  18:04:11

Hello.....is it me you're looking for?

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/26/2013:  19:02:27

Someone left the cake out in the rain.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/26/2013:  19:15:27

Doobedood'ndoobe Doobedood'ndoobe

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2013:  03:46:39

Everyone who was involved in the High School panty raid,please step to the right.
Everyone who wasn't involved,you missed a lot of fun,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/27/2013:  03:59:27

And I would have been able to carry out experiments on it, too, if it wasn't for the lighter-than-air lambs!

RandyZ - Posted - 06/27/2013:  05:19:15

you just dont hear alot about wine made from brussel sprouts....

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/27/2013:  08:27:43

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

RandyZ - Posted - 06/27/2013:  10:06:54

i bet somewhere out there, aliens are drawing pictures of what we might look like and saying" HaHa...look how curvy she is !!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/27/2013:  13:43:55

I never worry about what people think.......most of them never do.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2013:  13:47:25

Anyway,,,this horse collar doesn't fit the cow
like uncle Hershall said it would,,

mbanjo - Posted - 06/27/2013:  14:53:03

Eat well, stay fit, live a clean life....die anyway

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/27/2013:  21:54:59

Why do they put 100 aspirin tablets in a bottle that's big enough to fit 1,000?

mbanjo - Posted - 06/27/2013:  22:14:52

No ice in mine please.............

Edited by - mbanjo on 06/27/2013 22:17:17

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2013:  12:02:01

All at once everything's coming
back to me,,,,,,DUCK!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/28/2013:  13:15:01

Who turned the light off?

hexx - Posted - 06/28/2013:  15:13:31

who now has this lamp?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2013:  15:20:12

I'm working on making my 2nd million dollars now.
I gave up on the first one,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 06/28/2013:  15:51:59

Its a fact.....recycled paper does not taste as good as the virgin variety

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2013:  18:14:01

I don't know everything there is to
know about knowing stuff.

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/28/2013:  18:17:52

A woman from a charity called today and I told them I'd like to donate a million. She got excited, so I said I didn't WANT to donate anything, I'd just LIKE to donate a million.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/28/2013:  18:23:12

Wait till I get my hands on that piano......

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2013:  18:23:59

Did Confucious really say all that stuff?

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/28/2013:  18:31:09

I wonder how Beethoven's 5th symphony would sound on the banjo?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2013:  18:35:18

I used to play banjo for a living,,
dang near starved to death several times.

mbanjo - Posted - 06/28/2013:  18:51:17

Follow me.....I'll be right behind you

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/29/2013:  02:33:44

If I used half as much time practicing my instruments as I do
posting here,,I might Improve a bit??

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2013:  03:37:39

I fear it may be too late to stick lemons...

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/29/2013:  04:25:25

My Grandpa said; Never stand up if you can sit down
Never sit down if you can lay down..

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/29/2013:  08:43:43

Why would anyone eat haggis when there is ice cream in the freezer?

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/29/2013:  12:02:24

This is a call for help,,,HELP!!! HELP!!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/29/2013:  13:57:21

The sign said .....'TREE FELLERS WANTED"........paddy turned to sean and said...........,'Pity there only two of us'

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/30/2013:  03:44:20

My mind just went blank,,,now I
have more space there,,,,,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/30/2013:  04:04:43

Never spoil the ambassador's guests with a nice and cosy ghost!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/30/2013:  06:52:00

Now they're trying to tell us that The
Red Baron was on our side...

Kallesandria - Posted - 06/30/2013:  07:51:10

Why do the newscasters always say someone "went missing?" It sounds like they purposely decided to disappear.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/30/2013:  08:27:42

Way down yonder in the bayou country of dear old Louisian
That's where lives my Cajan Baby she's the best one in the land
Here teeth are white and pearly,hair as black as coal
I wouldn't trade my Cajan Baby for all the world's gold
Way down yonder in the bayou country of dear old Louisian

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/30/2013:  12:20:44

Put the wind up my dubious roadworks sign!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/30/2013:  12:41:01

Today is national ice cream soda day......

FRAILER57 - Posted - 06/30/2013:  21:40:13

Anyone who says" Been There,Done That" must be a time traveler!

mbanjo - Posted - 06/30/2013:  22:09:14

Less than six months to christmas..........

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2013:  02:47:23

When was the last time you had possum,potatoes
and turnips all in the same cook pot? Yeah,,,I thought so.

Kallesandria - Posted - 07/01/2013:  08:06:39

Imagine how grumpy a man would be if he had to put on makeup every day.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2013:  09:08:26

If we get on a train,on a bus or on a plane,,,
why do we get "in" a car?

RandyZ - Posted - 07/01/2013:  11:32:59

i coulda sworn she had the look of love in her eyes....turns out she was just really, really sick.

The Chick with Picks - Posted - 07/01/2013:  11:59:28

So its come to this...

mbanjo - Posted - 07/01/2013:  13:31:35

Truly amazing.....

Kallesandria - Posted - 07/01/2013:  13:54:52

You're not very brilliant are you...I like that in a man!

mbanjo - Posted - 07/01/2013:  14:04:05

Hey!....Mr Tambourine man

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2013:  15:17:50

Carl is our bass players name so we call him Carl.