Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  09:09:38

It's easier to disappear into darkness than into lightness

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  09:11:50

Whoa Nelly!

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  09:12:05

Getting colder

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  09:14:43

Frippery, foolishness and forgettery.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  09:15:34

Whiskey tango hotel?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  09:53:53

Bravo Echo Charlie Alpha Uniform Sierra Echo

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  10:04:02

Lemonade Rockstar + Bruschettini = yummy!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  10:26:09

Close, very close, but not close enough.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  10:35:21

My bed is calling my name...

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  11:56:48

That's not what I meant when I said hit me with your best shot.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:10:42

Excuse me.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:15:50

Please send instructions on how to relocate a shoulder ASAP.

dsr - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:16:20

do tires get tired?

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:17:15

Who are "they"?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:19:54

OMG, the threads are merging and my brain is melting!

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:27:58

Isn't that the point? 

dsr - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:31:35

I'm actually getting paid to do this!

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:38:58

Just want it to be over... I'm sick of hearing about it

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:44:34

So that's why you should let sleeping dogs lie.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:46:01

Why do sleeping dogs lie instead of just being honest and telling the truth?

dsr - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:46:57

I've been sucked into the vortex of insanity......this has to stop!

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  12:48:17

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:07:48

Dang dogs

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:14:35

Hey,,there's a creek flowing through my property

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:19:56

Make it stop - for the love of all that's good and holy, please make it stop!

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:32:21

Thankfully it all stops tomorrow. The question is just how much...

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:39:36

I'm pretty sure I can't hold out that long.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:39:55

I win.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:46:54

First prize is a week in Florida. Second prize is two weeks in Florida.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:47:56

Can I have the second prize??

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:50:52

Hold on, the judges are debating.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:51:51

How much longer??

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:55:40

They're not talking to reporters.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  13:56:06

Grr...

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  14:45:32

Points are deducted for impatience.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  15:32:30

But are given out freely for kissing giraffes

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  15:36:39

You're right. Two weeks in Florida it is.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  15:37:34

Sweet! When do I leave?

MWBailey - Posted - 11/06/2012:  16:06:55

Ok, who stole my giraffe ladder!?

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/06/2012:  18:44:48

A cotton swab in the diamond is worth two in the finger.

jistgreg - Posted - 11/06/2012:  22:10:16

This stake is utterly useless in killing vampires! It's not pointy at all!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/06/2012:  22:27:43

I think I just drank something that made my tonsils grow back.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/06/2012:  22:30:33

Why does the neighbor's horse keep coming up on my porch? She keeps leaving" meadow muffins" on my porch swing.

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 11/06/2012 22:32:43

mbanjo - Posted - 11/06/2012:  23:19:02

Nobody has ever caught a fish as big as the one that got away.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/07/2012:  03:46:31

A Barbie doll a day keeps the beggar away.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2012:  04:09:31

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her like flowers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2012:  06:45:59

Don't try to breath under water like a fish,,,it doesn't work??

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2012:  09:26:00

It's so easy when you use Lestoil

Alaina - Posted - 11/07/2012:  09:26:34

And the apocalypse has......