DC5 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  05:47:03

Help, I'm being followed by paranoids!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  10:14:15

I blame it on Rio

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2019:  13:06:56

never was one to argue

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  16:10:11

Let the dog walk himself

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2019:  18:25:26

Holly was a pint of cotton.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2019:  04:24:12

I don't care if syrup goes up to a dollar a sop,
Cause I'm not gonna buy none anyway

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2019:  05:04:26

Looking for Rhino repellent

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2019:  07:36:58

I just might poke some holes in these loafers so's I can fit them with shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2019:  13:12:35

I've been trying to reach you

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/17/2019:  03:50:28

Jamin for popper.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2019:  06:39:01

Slavish devotion to cucumbers

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/17/2019:  14:42:54

Making whoopee.

DC5 - Posted - 01/18/2019:  06:51:32

And some meatloaf and mashed potatoes for the boys if you would please.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2019:  08:21:34

Very irritated women

DC5 - Posted - 01/18/2019:  11:11:29

The banjo was in tune when I bought it.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2019:  11:17:42

Drive it like you stole it

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2019:  14:46:52

Dropping snot with a hammer.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2019:  04:21:50

Let’s not quibble over details

DC5 - Posted - 01/19/2019:  13:27:15

Why does hair grow where I don't want it, and not where I do?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2019:  13:59:27

I would be frank with you but I don't want to change my name

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2019:  08:57:45

Zapping was tempted but without cause.

DC5 - Posted - 01/20/2019:  10:05:35

I can explain the howitzer.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/21/2019:  08:21:28

Please don't think I'm rude when I say,,,"GET OUT OF MY SIGHT"!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2019:  11:23:59

A snake bit my face

DC5 - Posted - 01/21/2019:  17:23:52

Just where do you see this relationship going?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  03:15:22

Rain may cause issues

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/22/2019:  03:46:21

Has stop open fast prodigious profiles, really.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2019:  04:13:18

Please,don't shoot him here or anyplace else

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2019:  05:38:43

Honest, I don't know how the blood stains got all over the trunk of my car.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2019:  06:51:52

That car died on the freeway

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  08:50:38

There's an elephant hiding in my refrigerator

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2019:  09:42:43

How many cats can you own until they say you are crazy?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  12:10:42

Yes, but it's your wife's handwriting

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2019:  14:32:56

So What? You drink beer too

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  18:42:35

It’s a case of form over function

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2019:  04:09:23

The blackbirds are trying to swim on my front lawn

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2019:  05:00:29

Bent but not broken

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2019:  06:06:05

They get great tips.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2019:  08:22:05

Let me take that from you

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2019:  14:49:24

I actually like solving problems by throwing money at them.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2019:  04:02:12

Leaning by watching dogs.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2019:  04:29:11

You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/24/2019 04:29:34

DC5 - Posted - 01/24/2019:  12:32:12

I don't think I'll write anything here today.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2019:  14:10:48

I'm going to do that again

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2019:  16:52:46

Tammy yacky said Freddy.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2019:  04:44:05

Let sleeping dogs tell the truth

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/25/2019:  14:40:36

Slice of pizza and a bucket of lard.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2019:  15:38:18

Those three plastic outhouses on that flatbed truck are for the lettuce pickers.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2019:  18:06:17

Finish and pay