OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2014:  18:39:20

That was a very nice performance.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2014:  03:52:13

Please try to understand,,,It's one to a customer because we're stingy

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2014:  04:47:58

I know the sign says "Open 24 Hours", but is doesn't say which 24.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2014:  08:09:19

There r after all 8 days in a week ; the Beatles told me so

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2014:  08:22:57

Alright, who took the spittoon?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2014:  13:56:22

Don't blame me,,,all I did
was drive the get-a-way car!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2014:  14:09:06

Here's another watermelon seed for the collection.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2014:  17:05:09

The coach was pulled by 3 blind mice and a camel

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/16/2014:  19:09:42

The elf kicked the flaming pile of biscuits.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2014:  02:59:04

Buckle your seatbelt kids, I'm going to try something.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2014:  03:40:27

All the kings horses,and all the kings men
are the ones to blame for Humpty Dumpty's condition

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2014:  04:28:27

There was I time when I knew that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2014:  07:25:34

My grandchildren don't know who The "Mother Goose Rhyme" characters are.
And they don't know Uncle Remos!! Can you believe that?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2014:  07:54:50

Kids these days.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2014:  08:12:48

Don Williams mentioned Uncle Remos

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2014:  08:45:53

You need to submit this request on a different form.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2014:  09:40:51

That's when the foreman came over and asked,,David,what are you doing right now?
David said,nothing.The foreman asked me,Scott,What are you doing?
I said,Helping David. Gee! Why did he get mad??

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2014:  11:23:58

The dog really did eat my homework

FRAILER57 - Posted - 01/17/2014:  11:49:05

I once made an electric fork to go with my electric knife. Talk about making people scratch their heads and say "HMMMM".

 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2014:  12:11:07

Batteries not included.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2014:  12:47:07

I once had an electric cummerbund

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2014:  14:03:46

"Get away from me you creep" is not flirting.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2014:  17:57:03

The way to a mans heart is not through his stomach.
Don't they know anything about anatomy?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2014:  18:21:25

That's what she said.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/18/2014:  05:03:07

Homer came to Florida to do some ice fishing.
But,we don't got no ice here???

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2014:  05:16:48

That's the biggest squirrel I've ever seen.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/18/2014:  06:02:07

Methuselah was the oldest man who ever lived.
He was also the oldest man who ever died,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2014:  06:11:47

I always find things in the last place I look. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/18/2014:  06:23:32

Start looking in that place first,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2014:  06:27:21

Why didn't I think of that?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2014:  07:32:00

Only one nerd screamed at a electronic arm.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2014:  08:07:08

This is a lot dirtier than I thought. 

TonyS - Posted - 01/18/2014:  10:00:58

Scotty's chili was fit for a king - "here King, sit King"!

TonyS - Posted - 01/18/2014:  10:05:59

..still no new members for the Open Mic hangout group? Getting a little paranoid ..........

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2014:  10:13:20

They're all over at the karaoke hangout. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/18/2014:  19:13:06

Singing with those CD's makes even me sound good!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2014:  19:34:20

Singing with CD's wears them out faster

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2014:  19:43:50

Using them as coasters doesn't do much for their longevity either

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2014:  19:47:37

I once opened the back door and sailed my wife's Janis Joplin's LP's out as far as I could - she never did find'em; don't know how far Janis travelled that night

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2014:  20:21:13

Didn't care for Janis Joplin eh?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2014:  20:48:54

She screeched like Roseanne singing the National Anthem - you know what I mean,eh?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/18/2014 20:49:32

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2014:  03:55:19

In case you didn't know,,Janis Joplin was Kris Kristoffersons lover and was portrayed
as Bobby McGee in his song about her. (She was Bobby McGee)
But I did like her version of the song

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2014:  06:35:14

quote:

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Originally posted by chuckv97

She screeched like Roseanne singing the National Anthem - you know what I mean,eh?

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That was a rough performance for sure, but you should give a listen to some of her recordings. She was quite the torch singer and an incredible stylist.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2014:  07:16:20

I KNOW< I KNOW !! I did listen,and listen,and listen,and listen......ad nauseum ; she (RIP) just didn't excite me ,not sure why - I even read her biography ;just couldn't "get" her music. (or r u talking about Roseanne Barr's recordings?)   :-)

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2014:  08:54:32

LOL. No not Roseanne (shudder). I just like JJ's music. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/19/2014:  14:37:20

A monster regularly painted a dancing candle.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2014:  17:00:18

Bring me my brown pants!

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/19/2014:  17:19:28

Deadly balloons.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2014:  17:27:33

I'm not wearing a mask.