banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2017:  13:58:55

I saw it in the comic strips

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2017:  14:02:04

Don’t strip before dark

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2017:  15:00:38

I’ve never been troubled by self doubt.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2017:  17:28:06

I've never piloted an aircraft at over 30,000 feet.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2017:  05:15:59

I can’t talk right now, I’m doing my tongue exercises.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2017:  10:03:36

The tongue keeps slipping under my shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2017:  02:56:16

There will be weather today.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/13/2017:  17:12:57

Record your best times together with a hell no with a hell no cam

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2017:  05:51:32

That turkey is looking mighty smug now that Thanksgiving is past.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2017:  09:14:07

It's nobody's fault but your own!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2017:  13:43:59

I use my gun whenever kindness fails.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/14/2017:  14:46:18

A spam in the bush is worth two in the hand

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2017:  16:05:29

It's a very simple explanation sir,,I just don't like you,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/14/2017:  18:24:19

Serve sliced hanky to your guests.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/15/2017:  03:27:38

Serve sliced panky to the female guests

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2017:  04:16:04

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/15/2017:  07:05:54

It still isn't right,,,FIX IT !!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2017:  07:15:28

You’ll have to get your own.

flyingsquirrelinlay - Posted - 12/15/2017:  07:17:29

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2017:  07:24:05

I’ve been framed.

DC5 - Posted - 12/15/2017:  08:13:53

People who live in glass houses shouldn't, they just shouldn't.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2017:  08:20:40

I’ve sent my broken shoelaces to the tailor

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/15/2017:  14:15:34

Once upon a time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it was still time

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2017:  15:08:24

He just said a naughty word.

flyingsquirrelinlay - Posted - 12/16/2017:  06:06:53

Book him, Danno!

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/16/2017:  06:53:08

What about Bob

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2017:  10:48:54

After deducting for shipping and handling, your refund is -$22,50

DC5 - Posted - 12/16/2017:  10:55:28

What time is the stagecoach due?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2017:  11:09:08

Please close the door while you do that.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/16/2017:  15:08:54

A gum ball loves kittens

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2017:  17:09:19

Just waiting for shoelaces to go on sale after Christmas

Tim13 - Posted - 12/16/2017:  17:22:13

Don't veer for deer.

kentr - Posted - 12/16/2017:  17:57:05

I believe that what you think you thought I said, might have gone to your head.

kentr

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2017:  18:03:07

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/17/2017:  03:34:51

Buy one locomotive for $94,000,000 and get the second one for $93,999,999

DC5 - Posted - 12/17/2017:  04:51:48

Another day on this side of the dirt, all is good.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/17/2017:  05:24:30

For headache and exhaustion drink a hairy navel.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2017:  04:40:54

You forgot the forms again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2017:  06:30:35

It could be Monday, cuz ystrdy was Sunday

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2017:  08:51:30

I'll have to write you a check.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/18/2017:  16:04:46

Know what comes between you and your brain? Nothing.

kentr - Posted - 12/18/2017:  16:45:40

Well if the yellow wire is green today, what color is the red wire?

RB4picker - Posted - 12/18/2017:  16:58:47

Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits your windshield ?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2017:  18:48:13

Your sheets smell like flowers.

kentr - Posted - 12/19/2017:  15:20:21

Oh joy, another cold, wet, drippy sun room day.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2017:  16:04:02

Someone left my Deusenberg out in the rain.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/19/2017:  17:32:41

Horse feathers!... those rascals haven’t got a leg to stand on.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2017:  13:19:46

I guess it must be true.

flyingsquirrelinlay - Posted - 12/20/2017:  13:36:16

Straighten up and fly right!