banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2019:  13:11:20

Nobody let the dogs out. They jumped the fence.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/12/2019:  03:50:43

Wanted as Hinkleberry drives off.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2019:  04:42:57

"I'm Your Huckleberry"

DC5 - Posted - 02/12/2019:  10:06:24

The TV remote doesn't work on my wife.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/13/2019:  03:49:13

A token of gratitude shoots pineapples with a banana.

Doc Ivory - Posted - 02/13/2019:  04:05:25

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

DC5 - Posted - 02/13/2019:  07:47:08

I can jump that chasm in 3 jumps.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/15/2019:  15:35:59

Tomorrow comes asking for bread.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2019:  04:54:31

PT boats and 50 cal.machine guns should do the trick.

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 02/17/2019:  05:22:07

Is Australian clothing apparel known as down under wear?

DC5 - Posted - 02/17/2019:  05:52:56

The one with the ever widening hole.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/17/2019:  10:56:01

Closed for further hair and taste bud.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2019:  05:21:01

Just leave it there someone will find it!

DC5 - Posted - 02/19/2019:  06:12:53

It's not my turn.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2019:  12:27:55

My shoelaces are turning white with fright

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2019:  12:46:22

Don't make yourself at home

Fish Head - Posted - 02/19/2019:  12:56:15

Sniff the cabbage. You know you want to.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2019:  13:57:56

That hurt a lot more than I expected

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/19/2019:  14:50:18

Nickels are thirsty.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2019:  18:27:40

Take a few more

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/20/2019:  03:36:27

I was wondering where you put them

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2019:  04:07:46

Another trophy?!?!? For me!

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/20/2019:  14:45:34

Send shaker up to the plate.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2019:  14:54:35

too much money for a guy wearing a glove

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2019:  16:10:03

We are on a small planet far, far away

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/21/2019:  03:43:15

Visions of crab apples does not compute.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2019:  11:20:29

Your aversion to pain is holding you back

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/23/2019:  02:15:16

Fifty shades of invisible mole trees.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2019:  04:03:48

How do you know it was Al Capone?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2019:  05:02:48

Say that five times fast

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/23/2019:  10:44:51

Two tornados freezes for $2.75.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2019:  19:08:49

To the door of this house,whose bell he had rung, came a housekeeper who made him think of an unwholesome, surfeited worm that had eaten its nut to a hollow shell and now sought to fill the vacancy with edible lodgers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2019:  04:15:57

There once was a farmer who took?????????????????????

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2019:  04:57:27

They look the same to me

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/24/2019:  06:54:24

Stew and rum will take you to places you never expected not to visit!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2019:  09:46:21

just sand down those fingernail burrs

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2019:  12:45:19

Jar of nuts

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/25/2019:  04:03:20

Finding lost paper cuts under the bed.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2019:  04:33:59

A jar of mustard never hurt anything

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2019:  05:27:25

Fetch the poor dog a bone

Edited by - OM45GE on 02/25/2019 05:27:49

DC5 - Posted - 02/25/2019:  06:41:42

It won't be Tuesday until tomorrow.

Fish Head - Posted - 02/25/2019:  06:58:39

Hamsters sweat more in Winter.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2019:  07:27:46

You won’t soon forget that now, will you?

DC5 - Posted - 02/25/2019:  14:03:12

I think I put my socks on the wrong feet this morning.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/25/2019:  15:09:06

Flowers are yelling abstractions.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2019:  18:10:54

Let the rat races begin!

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2019:  04:27:07

Think about it Mac,,If you kill him here he'll die.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2019:  05:31:28

The canoe blew across the yard

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2019:  07:57:10

there ain't no good chain gang