OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2018:  07:27:57

Maybe the robots can use him as furniture

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2018:  09:22:54

No one's looking,,just walk on down there.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/30/2018:  15:25:44

Chubby dairy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2018:  17:53:05

U mustn’t leave out the “u” in Labour

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2018:  18:18:17

You seem to enjoy wallowing in the mud

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  02:15:08

Reunite?,,,Heck no,,the reason I left was to get away

OM45GE - Posted - 08/31/2018:  03:31:16

Turn off her microphone

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/31/2018:  03:49:24

Two rollie pollies and a mitten.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  06:36:28

Well,once there was 2.Then there was 1.Now there isn't any..

DC5 - Posted - 08/31/2018:  06:48:34

It's Friday the 31, that's Friday the 13 backwards.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  11:37:58

What happened to Winny the Poo?

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/31/2018:  15:06:36

Slim and a tater.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2018:  02:09:50

I"m sorry Ma'am,but I have no use at all for gadget
like that.........

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/01/2018:  03:55:49

Trizzle, trazzle, trizle, trome...

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/01/2018:  04:40:47

One meat ball.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2018:  05:40:07

Donuts would go good this morning

DC5 - Posted - 09/02/2018:  05:17:48

How did it get to be Sunday already?

VirginiaPicker - Posted - 09/02/2018:  05:24:32

What if the Hokie Pokie IS what it's all about?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2018:  05:40:08

Well,we'll just grab a root and growl.

DC5 - Posted - 09/02/2018:  08:59:22

Wait, it's not only Sunday, but it's September? What was in that drink?

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/02/2018:  19:38:40

Smitten cat tree topper.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2018:  03:14:19

OK there Mr.Smarty Pants.Tell me what was the make,model
number and license number of the last 12 cars that passed us,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/03/2018:  12:21:48

Flying backwards down the spider line.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2018:  13:00:23

Tips on how to jump Grand Canyon in a grey hound bus

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2018:  04:10:02

Tips on how to get back,,,,,,if you're able.

Johnny BoyII - Posted - 09/04/2018:  05:54:28

No idea what's going on!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2018:  12:59:34

I'll always wonder if there was a better way to handle that

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2018:  14:07:39

You might wanna cross the border without those Mexicans in the trailer

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/04/2018:  14:44:32

Kate and Edith were brothers.

DC5 - Posted - 09/04/2018:  15:26:34

The TV has a brightness knob, but it needs an intelligence knob.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2018:  02:37:19

just you never mind how I found that out!

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/05/2018:  04:01:25

Find ourselves right here with thrashers and dew.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2018:  04:44:07

Such a shocking story

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2018:  04:59:13

Don't throw that away,I want to save that.

DC5 - Posted - 09/05/2018:  05:05:40

Hump day doesn't mean as much when you're retired

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2018:  07:20:00

Of all the people I’ve known, you are one of them

DC5 - Posted - 09/05/2018:  10:38:40

Don't tell anyone, but underneath all my clothes I'm completely naked.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/05/2018:  15:04:59

Running on tree clippings.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2018:  17:22:03

UPS came and delivered my new neon shoelaces.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2018:  18:39:35

He should have connected his safety harness

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2018:  19:21:05

just my luck,,the 3rd watch came up and I was number 7,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2018:  03:23:04

I park here often

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2018:  03:41:50

Never give up,,,just stop

ideafarm - Posted - 09/06/2018:  03:47:49

What are my two greatest faults? Laziness.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/06/2018:  03:58:29

Large barns floating down the street.

DC5 - Posted - 09/06/2018:  04:44:40

The O2 level is right around 18%

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2018:  08:31:45

Don't worry about the APR,just sign for the loan and let's
get out of here.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2018:  10:13:25

This is not the time

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2018:  12:08:49

Don't just stand there!