DC5 - Posted - 03/18/2023:  06:14:53

It's what's up front that counts.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/18/2023:  14:49:04

A Little dab will do you

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2023:  16:09:02

I’d walk a mile for a camel

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/19/2023:  05:19:22

Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that’s in it……..Mr. Clean

Helix - Posted - 03/19/2023:  05:34:37

Put Input In

Helix - Posted - 03/19/2023:  05:35:23

Put Output Out.

DC5 - Posted - 03/19/2023:  06:41:39

Is Mr. Clean's first name Kenny?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/19/2023:  10:14:01

Would you believe one of my fathers always said “Cleaning is women’s work”?

DC5 - Posted - 03/20/2023:  06:41:08

5-7-5 Haiku

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/20/2023:  11:08:29

“The Old Pond” by Matsuo Bash?

An old silent pond

A frog jumps the pond

Splash! Silence again

DC5 - Posted - 03/21/2023:  07:06:26

If everyone did it my way the world would not be a better place.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2023:  11:38:59

My cuticle is barking

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/21/2023:  11:40:24

Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” didn’t seem to make much difference either

DC5 - Posted - 03/22/2023:  05:48:13

Having a bad morning. Couldn't figure out which side of the mirror I was standing on.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2023:  08:32:16

Lots to mull over,,,, if I was the mulling kind

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/22/2023:  09:24:00

Elevator jokes are always popular because they work on so many levels

DC5 - Posted - 03/23/2023:  06:10:21

Palindrome post 23332

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2023:  16:43:15

I accidentally bought fake noodles today, I neglected to notice the wrapper was labeled IMPASTA

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2023:  09:09:45

Supply chain issues lead to aglet shortages

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2023:  14:16:48

Inside looking out or outside looking in……. your choice

DC5 - Posted - 03/25/2023:  07:09:17

Elephants are not good lap pets.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/25/2023:  09:43:45

I didn’t like my beard at first, but eventually it grew on me

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2023:  18:08:22

I have toe nails that need hammering

DC5 - Posted - 03/26/2023:  05:34:23

A woman who gave birth to a baby with a full beard was tickled to death.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/26/2023:  06:49:44

If your banjo could talk it might tell you to “pick on someone your own size”

DC5 - Posted - 03/26/2023:  12:55:08

I like being a trophy husband. Even if it is a participation trophy.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/28/2023:  04:44:00

Is a veterinarian with laryngitis considered a hoarse doctor?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2023:  05:07:13

Is a question actually a pointless comment?

DC5 - Posted - 03/28/2023:  06:37:29

Doesn't it depend on if it's a pointed question?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/28/2023:  09:36:18

Has the BHO “Pointless Comment Game” morphed into the “Answer A Question With A Question Game”?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2023:  21:24:59

Is this metamorphosis a sign of spring?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/29/2023:  05:35:24

Currently there is no sign of spring in Minnesota

DC5 - Posted - 03/29/2023:  06:52:59

The only difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every year.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2023:  07:15:03

Trouble is, aglets don’t get enough publicity

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/30/2023:  03:52:11

I can’t even count how many times I failed math class at school

DC5 - Posted - 03/30/2023:  12:07:00

I got here late so I have to leave early to make up for it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2023:  13:48:57

I couldn’t get her seat belt off

5 String - Posted - 03/30/2023:  14:24:39

When they operated on my dad, they opened up my mom's male.

Fish Head - Posted - 03/30/2023:  14:50:55

Rub butter on your ears.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2023:  21:27:28

Quit sending me Get Well cards

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/31/2023:  06:39:58

Soggy waffles suck

DC5 - Posted - 03/31/2023:  07:27:06

Black lives matter, unless they're traveling at the speed of light squared, then Black lives energy.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/31/2023:  11:09:56

My friend is schizophrenic, but he’s good people

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2023:  12:44:50

My shadow’s disappearing

DC5 - Posted - 04/01/2023:  06:33:50

Really sorry I missed the drag discussion

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2023:  15:06:08

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2023:  16:32:10

Spring fever has no vaccine

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2023:  17:05:01

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down

DC5 - Posted - 04/02/2023:  05:52:13

When I was young I wasn't as old as I am now.