TheLastWord - Posted - 02/12/2014:  16:08:16

The pointless mint forbids the revolution.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2014:  16:19:49

That's another perfectly good Ferrari destroyed.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  18:26:03

My fan belt is at the forefront of the revolution

FRAILER57 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  23:22:55

Where are all the rabbits that their feet amputated for those lousy key chains?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2014:  02:45:22

Only one per customer unless you,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  03:01:57

I should have warned you about that.

RandyZ - Posted - 02/13/2014:  05:29:18

i wonder why home denistry never really caught on....

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  05:34:22

That's another thing I should have warned you about.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/13/2014:  06:06:56

Never have your blood drawn by Dr. Acula.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  06:09:13

Ponies dancing on table tops.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  07:32:06

The Olympics are a snow job

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  07:55:32

I laughed so hard, tears were running down my leg.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2014:  08:45:30

The chimps were the main attraction on Lake Erie ice fishing

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  09:28:09

Time for a bath.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  09:49:52

My neighbour went ice fishing and came home with 200 lbs. of ice - his wife tried to fry it up and they both drowned

RandyZ - Posted - 02/13/2014:  10:49:50

id really hate to reach into my underwear drawer, and pull out like a meatloaf or something....

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2014:  11:48:28

I thought she said OK,,but she had said NO WAY.
BAM,BANG,CRASH,,,OUCHIE!!!

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/13/2014:  12:40:03

Oh, oh, oh, wait... I know this one!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  13:43:07

It's déjà vu all over again

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  14:08:26

I'm sorry, I can't take your call right now.

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  18:09:56

What the heck does ice have to do with a shot of jack?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  18:21:51

Put the trumpet down and step away. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  18:27:07

Green tea aint' bacon

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  18:29:57

That's a lot of money. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  18:34:37

Chickens just don't moo like cows

MWBailey - Posted - 02/13/2014:  18:50:29

My girlfriend is teaching politics to a pig, to protect the pork. Or so she says, anyway.

Jonny5 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  20:49:49

The mountains look closer today…...so far.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/14/2014:  02:18:13

When a  clock is hungry it goes back four  seconds. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2014:  02:41:09

Just because your dog is full of ticks doesn't mean he's a watch dog.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2014:  03:35:52

There are 4 of one and 1/3 dozen of the other

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2014:  03:40:09

Did Frosty the Snow Man have snow balls?

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/14/2014:  03:52:37

If you use a flashlight in the forest does an owl still say whoooo?

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/14/2014:  03:57:45

The west food breathes.

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/14/2014:  03:59:24

A turkey on the plate is not the same as a turkey in the straw

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2014:  05:01:22

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her like flowers.

RandyZ - Posted - 02/14/2014:  05:25:10

stop hitting your sister with that accordian....

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/14/2014:  05:33:24

I need more practice on my numbers and letters.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2014:  05:45:45

Bobby, put your father's thermonuclear device down NOW!

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2014:  06:16:26

Business is bad here in Ft.Pierce.The temp is 45
and the beaches are deserted.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/14/2014:  08:26:29

quote:

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Originally posted by randyz714

stop hitting your sister with that accordian....

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DAD!  Sis broke the accordian! 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2014:  09:19:47

There's one in every crowd.Some crowds
have more than one.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/14/2014:  10:04:31

Crowds are real popular!  A lot of people show up for them!

RandyZ - Posted - 02/14/2014:  11:04:38

The actual last words of the Gettysburg Address were supposed to be: I know...right?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2014:  15:41:13

Could never figure out why a speech is called an address

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/14/2014:  15:49:33

Used to be that upon some of my late night arrivals to my home address I was privy to quite a few mighty powerful speeches.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2014:  18:16:19

If the door is open,,why not walk through it?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2014:  18:48:37

Never look a gift house in the door

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/14/2014:  19:27:52

Does the dullness of the pencil dictate the falling of a tree

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/15/2014:  03:32:44

Would anyone care to go to breakfast with me?