mbanjo - Posted - 05/06/2013:  12:12:31

I must make an effort to be on my best behaviour today

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/06/2013:  12:29:36

I'm all done rested up now,,,

RandyZ - Posted - 05/06/2013:  12:33:42

i think if a zombie went trick-or-treating...he'd probably wait to see what candy he got before attacking.

paulac7 - Posted - 05/06/2013:  12:55:44

If I knew zombies were in the neighborhood...I'd lay in a stock of..........BLOODSUCKERS~~~

mbanjo - Posted - 05/06/2013:  13:18:07

There's a lot of them suckers out there.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2013:  03:03:41

Who let the dogs out,,,,,,again

mbanjo - Posted - 05/07/2013:  12:56:48

Does this aircraft come wih parachutes?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2013:  14:44:05

Yes, I did see that thing shining on me last night

mbanjo - Posted - 05/07/2013:  14:50:44

A similar thing happened to me next week

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2013:  03:31:22

Well, what do you know,,here we are again,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 05/08/2013:  13:31:24

Are the grapes of wrath suitable for winemaking?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2013:  19:24:33

Don't blame me. I'll fix it yesterday

mbanjo - Posted - 05/08/2013:  22:06:06

Who's fault is it this time

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2013:  04:05:50

My porch light burned out last night and the racoons
came by for a visit,,,,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 05/09/2013:  13:46:42

Three out of four is a reasonable number of bananas

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2013:  04:19:15

Old trains,,Old dogs,,and pumpkins are,,,
well,,they just are

mbanjo - Posted - 05/10/2013:  14:02:51

I thought beer was bad for me.....so I gave up thinking

TonyS - Posted - 05/10/2013:  15:12:33

I have a girlfriend, her name is rama lama ding dong - so I broke up with her cause it was a STUPID NAME!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2013:  16:39:16

Everywhere I go people say to me;;
Hello Scotty,how are you,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 05/10/2013:  16:59:20

I once stopped to think about something.....and forgot to start again

jistgreg - Posted - 05/11/2013:  01:07:58

To paraphrase Michael Flanders, "The door's not shut / on my genius, but / I just don't have the tine."

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2013:  03:17:11

Meanwhile back in You-bang-eee,Asia,they just kept
on building banjos,and gee-tars

mbanjo - Posted - 05/11/2013:  13:01:38

Its completely surprising how many chinese there are in beijing

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2013:  02:24:40

The sea is full of fish, but there are
none in Indian River??????

TonyS - Posted - 05/12/2013:  07:53:19

Are there Indians in Indian River?  If so please rescue them!

mbanjo - Posted - 05/12/2013:  14:12:54

Is it 'big chief running water', and his son 'little drip'?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2013:  15:00:43

No,these Indians are more like Ab-or-ridge-n-knees

mbanjo - Posted - 05/12/2013:  15:24:22

Blackfeet?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2013:  02:33:08

Seminoles,,which means several tribes of the Creek Indians who moved
into northern Florida in the 18th and 19th century.Later forced into the everglades
and some moved by the government to some of the western states.There
are still some Seminoles here. Thus,,,the American Ab-or-ridge-n-knees.
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mbanjo - Posted - 05/13/2013:  19:50:19

Are seminoles related to completenoloes?

jistgreg - Posted - 05/14/2013:  00:57:54

This pencil is so new, it's never been sharpened.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2013:  02:38:46

No,,I'm studying some magic myself,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 05/14/2013:  15:27:39

I tried to swim to the mainland last night before I woke up

BlueHill - Posted - 05/14/2013:  21:01:56

Father forgive us for what me must do; you forgive us, and we'll forgive you. We'll forgive each other till we both turn blue, then we'll whistle and go fishin' in heaven.

Fish and whistle; whistle and fish. Eat everything that they put in your dish. And when you get through, you make a big wish that you'll never have to do this agin ... agin ... agin ...

[and repeat]

mbanjo - Posted - 05/14/2013:  22:48:57

Here's to you mrs robinson

jistgreg - Posted - 05/15/2013:  03:09:26

The chrome  brestes fell offa the front bumper of my '57 Chevy Bel Aire.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/15/2013:  03:33:58

We don't 'eat crow' in Florida,,
There are lots of sea gull here,,,,,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 05/15/2013:  14:04:41

This will have to stop......otherwise it will continue

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2013:  02:27:35

All through the night it stayed dark

mbanjo - Posted - 05/16/2013:  14:02:13

My new hat fits like a glove.........which is a shame......I wantd it to fit like a hat

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2013:  02:21:45

"GEE"!! I walked to the corner store yesterday,,,and made it fine!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 05/17/2013:  13:44:44

Tomorrow is not what it used to be when it was today.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2013:  16:59:11

How was I to know he was an FBI agent

mbanjo - Posted - 05/17/2013:  17:40:22

Her name was virginia....so we called her virgin for short....but not for long

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/19/2013:  03:41:32

When I was a kid,I wore hand-me-down clothes.My two sisters went to school barefooted.
Mom wore dresses made from feed sacks.Then,,,it wasn't long after that till hard times set in.

mbanjo - Posted - 05/19/2013:  13:46:06

I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/20/2013:  14:32:29

Every time I pick a different string on my guitar,,
It makes a different sound,,same with my banjo.

mbanjo - Posted - 05/20/2013:  15:33:56

Slept in for two hours this morning.......yawn!........

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/21/2013:  04:09:50

I think I'm still asleep from last night