mojohand40 - Posted - 05/16/2016:  11:47:52

you know...if it weren't for the fellow who invented Venetian Blinds...

...it would be curtains for all of us. 

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2016:  12:46:10

It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2016:  15:33:30

Oh sure, now you're putting a camera in my workplace...a piece of hockey tape will fix that....

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2016:  16:59:44

HA,HA,,I bought a pistol with no hammer and it still fires????

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2016:  17:44:12

Sure, just keep waiting. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2016:  18:13:55

I'm going back to my childhood

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2016:  18:21:25

I gave him a piece of my mind and now I want it back. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2016:  19:32:56

I don't know what made me do that.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2016:  03:18:06

Don't take naps in trash compactors. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2016:  04:39:19

Never clip your toenails back into the flesh.



 

Edited by - banjoscotty on 05/17/2016 04:40:06

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2016:  04:45:04

I think everybody's nuts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2016:  06:20:26

The world's going to the dogs

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2016:  06:26:39

Everyone looks stupid once you set your mind to it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2016:  09:44:18

All the gold in the hills where I lived wasn't very much.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2016:  10:58:42

I used to be cynical but it doesn't seem worth it any more.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2016:  13:28:03

Anyway,we went on down to Dumas Walker's and had a great time

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2016:  13:46:04

In nature a repulsive caterpillar turns into a lovely butterfly. With humans, it's usually the opposite.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/18/2016:  01:58:09

Who robbed that Glendale train anyway?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2016:  03:15:18

It could have only happened on a crowded train with rubber sheeting, a couple of German Shepherds and several gallons of cooking oil. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/18/2016:  08:23:44

You should have been there

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2016:  02:54:47

I've extended my streak of not accomplishing anything. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/19/2016:  04:09:48

Insignificance shakes beliefs widely held.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2016:  05:27:41

Common sense is not very common.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/19/2016:  14:14:53

So what if he does,,I don't care

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2016:  14:56:12

Why can't I park on a Parkway?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2016:  03:37:04

Well lah de dah!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/20/2016:  07:33:57

And we have to pay to get on the freeway??

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/20/2016:  07:59:05

Don't drive on a driveway

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2016:  10:39:47

Help, I've lain down in a hammock and I can't get up!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/21/2016:  14:00:19

The temp is currently 92 degrees

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2016:  17:31:19

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2016:  18:02:45

Never apologize - go down with the ship

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2016:  04:04:42

Is the glass half full or half empty?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2016:  02:56:04

This beer is for internal consumption only. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2016:  03:27:29

They tell me I won't need very much baggage to travel light

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2016:  03:44:18

Not everyone wants to follow the crowd. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2016:  08:07:48

It's time to step up to the plate and lay your cards on the table

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2016:  09:22:38

Goldie Locks has been teasing the Woodsman again

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  03:27:08

Seriously, it's a good deal. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2016:  04:17:15

It's square all the way around

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2016:  05:29:15

Beard a'roughenin', coal pile, and a dirty hat pulled low across my face

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2016:  06:27:20

7 carrots 5 large potatoes half pound green beans 3 onions two lbs hamburger
and one bottle of hot sauce

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  06:52:39

One problem in the world is that the stupid are sure of themselves while the intelligent are full of doubt.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2016:  07:09:08

We can stand here and talk til the cows turn blue

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  08:25:29

Then the tomatoes learned to fly....

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2016:  08:35:58

I'm going to see if she has something to do.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  09:21:01

Make mine a double.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2016:  09:31:13

It's knowin' I'm not shackled by forgotten words and bonds

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2016:  10:47:24

There was something that was supposed to be forever on my mind but I seem to have forgotten what it was.