Aloha Mark - Posted - 06/30/2020:  11:36:28

My dog is dumber than yours, and I'm proud of him

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/30/2020:  12:20:57

If you fall and break your leg, don’t come running to me.

Pick-A-Lick

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2020:  13:20:41

Lend me a hand, but please amputate first

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/30/2020:  16:26:19

Jumping to rubber conclusions for free.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2020:  17:00:51

Don’t tell anyone I told you

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2020:  03:27:25

I’m not going to say it again

DC5 - Posted - 07/01/2020:  11:25:34

I haven't posted anything here since June.

Knows Picker - Posted - 07/01/2020:  11:41:39

Yes, Dear.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2020:  11:47:42

Less than 6 months til Christmas

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2020:  12:42:58

The resolution isn’t apparent

DC5 - Posted - 07/01/2020:  13:43:16

E=MC^2 is all relative.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/01/2020:  15:44:17

Leaping leotards!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2020:  03:18:47

Sonia Henning’s tutu

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/02/2020:  14:33:44

Running downhill without Karl Malden.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2020:  04:36:02

Sorry, the scrap pickers took it

DC5 - Posted - 07/03/2020:  05:15:04

I got a German Shepard for my wife, what a great trade.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2020:  05:28:26

I told you not to pee into the wind

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2020:  07:24:34

Play Big Sciatica til the cows come home

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2020:  07:25:17

They hadn’t figured on fig newtons

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/04/2020:  18:54:26

Well snap crackle down the road of ash.

DC5 - Posted - 07/05/2020:  05:10:09

Remember when black tar was the stuff you put on the road?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2020:  03:14:14

When vegetables go rogue

DC5 - Posted - 07/06/2020:  05:34:30

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OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2020:  09:14:04

I could not be less interested

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/06/2020:  16:03:43

Gum and three dogs named Ted.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2020:  17:47:07

You thought you knew so much

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2020:  17:51:10

My cobbler laces his boots with spark plug wires

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2020:  18:02:42

It’s full of stuff

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2020:  05:59:03

The first Tuesday of the week is cause for celebration

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2020:  10:48:08

I wish I could unsee that

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2020:  11:02:05

Like a ghost from a wishing well

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2020:  11:22:48

Just leave it in the mailbox

DC5 - Posted - 07/08/2020:  06:43:09

Later today something will change.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2020:  07:06:26

We’re going great considering

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2020:  09:41:51

Searching in the sun for another overload

Gumbograss - Posted - 07/08/2020:  09:44:25

But I don't like wearing a mask!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2020:  11:29:54

It’s about you

Gumbograss - Posted - 07/08/2020:  12:30:03

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

DC5 - Posted - 07/08/2020:  12:47:35

Toy boat, toe boit, toe boyt

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2020:  16:16:15

Follow standard refund procedures

DC5 - Posted - 07/09/2020:  06:15:32

What day does Friday the 13th fall on?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2020:  06:19:00

And the guy in the rear burned his driver’s licence

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2020:  06:49:58

Please sign here

Gumbograss - Posted - 07/09/2020:  08:35:33

Order Here, Pay Here

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2020:  11:20:20

The tail is mottled dark on white

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/09/2020:  18:26:33

Where is the hair from trees and a bush.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2020:  02:58:54

You’ve probably noticed

DC5 - Posted - 07/10/2020:  07:14:03

Spending the rest of the summer restringing my sitar.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2020:  07:31:47

Angry mushrooms are marching down my hallway