banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2016:  16:53:21

I ripped a stitch yesterday so I'm coming from together apart.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2016:  10:47:03

I may get a new pet today - they say it's supposed to rain cats and dogs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2016:  10:55:18

Got a new expensive thumb pick- no more excuses

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2016:  10:56:33

These smart pills taste like rabbit poop.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2016:  18:50:03

Too many broths spoil the cook

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/21/2016:  04:32:37

Never hire a cook who doesn't know

how to clean a rabbit,,,,,,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2016:  23:18:14

You can't fight Mother Nature and Father Time

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2016:  08:10:34

Your test results are in, please call the office.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2016:  08:49:37

You say 5 of them be pregnant?? And at the same time?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2016:  10:42:27

I had nothing to do with any of them.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2016:  12:10:33

Leave me out of it - I'm leaving on a jet plane

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2016:  03:33:54

You have to find another place to sleep. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2016:  04:19:45

I agree Officer,,,this park bench gets mighty hard..Do you have an
extra bed at your house?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2016:  09:01:19

If you change plans, is it still a plan?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2016:  03:25:57

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:22:00

The largest fish on record is bigger
than any of the others,,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:25:11

My big toe has a nail on lt

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:42:28

My 30/30 Marlin won't shoot 22 ammo.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2016:  11:42:58

I'm not putting up with your nonsense any longer.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  04:48:12

I'm warning you,don't do that!! Remember what happened to Mr. Bobbit??

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2016:  06:15:24

Quit eating crackers in bed

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  07:22:32

Polly is Not a parrot..Polly is Tom Sawyer's Aunt.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  11:14:55

I'm not sure do it yourself abdominal surgery is such a good idea.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  12:38:34

What good is a dog on a farm..They can't even drive a tractor,,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  13:27:37

When flailing ferrets, it's best to  pretend you know what you're doing.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  14:03:22

There was a time when dogs out numbered the cats,,now I'm not sure??

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  14:16:24

I stuck my nose where it didn't belong and now I can't get rid of the smell.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2016:  01:50:33

Bill, send heat,It's a bit chilly here this morning,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2016:  03:29:30

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2016:  03:46:40

I don't think the sun's up

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2016:  04:47:42

When fishing for trout,always use a hook.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2016:  09:03:18

Mama said there'd be days like this, but then she was manic depressive.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2016:  09:53:10

It's a Nu Yawk- Nu Joizy team

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2016:  10:36:12

AWW! That's to bad

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  04:26:10

We are not going to fire warning shots. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/27/2016:  04:35:00

Pinocchio is not enough.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  04:48:50

Lie to me big boy. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2016:  05:00:37

Trophy wives are always on display

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2016:  05:50:12

Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  09:09:53

Watch out, I did it again. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2016:  20:15:24

It's 42 degrees in my living room..I'm thinking of turning the heat on,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2016:  22:23:53

It was windy at the Coors Field hockey game

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2016:  04:48:55

For 33 times I tried and couldn't do it.Then on
the 34 try,I actually failed,,,,,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/28/2016:  05:28:46

A sound you heard will take you to places you never expected not to visit!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2016:  06:43:10

My right brain is in its right mind

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2016:  09:04:09

My boss said I could be replaced with a button..I told him no way
because he wasn't smart enough to push it..

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2016:  18:21:29

The hair on my head has migrate inside my ears. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2016:  20:32:56

You can't get there from here

OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2016:  03:32:21

We have already decided.