chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2016:  14:23:05

I didn't re-up to drive through any snow

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2016:  03:32:35

That's for you to figure out

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2016:  05:20:40

This is for your own good.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2016:  07:46:07

One time when Dad was giving me a spanking he said "Don't let me catch you doing that again"
I said,"I won't let you CATCH me and he laid it on harder.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2016:  15:17:02

So that's why they call it "Heartbreak Hill". 

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2016:  16:44:55

The light at the end of the tunnel looks likes a shower in the morning.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2016:  18:32:05

We interrupt this show for an important bulletin 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2016:  09:50:27

I shoot +P+ in my 38 spl.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2016:  11:44:34

We've left all of that behind us.

mojohand40 - Posted - 04/19/2016:  13:16:40

If pre-packeckaged shredded cheese was banned....it would make America grate again.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2016:  13:24:20

I've started a sea food diet. If I see food, I eat it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2016:  13:40:57

Eating sauerkraut on a blind date is a faux pas

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2016:  15:27:11

Sure "Nuff"

dat - Posted - 04/19/2016:  15:28:12

dill pickles are pretty tasty

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2016:  16:33:12

Even a stopped watch is right twice a day. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/20/2016:  05:13:51

Think about it,,,we don't know what time it REALLY is.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2016:  07:22:10

If I had a nickel for every time I've done something stupid, I would have a lot of nickels.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/20/2016:  08:17:26

Yeah,that's stupid all right..I would have said $5 bills instead of nickels,,,,,,,

dat - Posted - 04/20/2016:  09:00:42

if I had a penny, I still can't count that high

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2016:  09:36:16

I'm too broke to pay attention. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/20/2016:  10:24:09

Never try to land a B-29 upside down

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2016:  15:55:46

They said I'll get a pension cheque when I turn 80

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2016:  03:56:48

Time to kill some bunnies

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2016:  06:42:48

So,,when will the women start arriving?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2016:  12:07:56

That is the biggest crow I've ever seen. I hope I don't have to eat him.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2016:  12:35:41

Well,,there was this one time but I didn't go.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2016:  13:15:34

When they said good fences make good neighbors, I don't think they meant fences with barbed wire on the top.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/21/2016:  16:44:43

Julia Roberts's Top 6 Tree Pruning Secrets.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2016:  03:29:27

I'm sailing away on a ship of fools.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2016:  04:53:16

Going fishing this morning,,,a worthless adventure.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2016:  07:20:11

Captain Ahab he ain't

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2016:  14:23:12

Take me with you!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/23/2016:  12:52:48

Boiled cabbage,turnips and potatoes,,yum,yum

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2016:  14:03:26

You came all this way to stop here?!

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/23/2016 14:04:15

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/23/2016:  16:09:21

Alrighty then,,,sign me up.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/24/2016:  07:01:56

12 Shocking Leaf Blowing Tips From Tom Hanks.

spiv - Posted - 04/24/2016:  13:16:30

They the sense of hearing is one of the first to go... 'round here the last sense to go is that of entitlement.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/24/2016:  13:22:52

Wait a minute sister.I had no idea you were a Nun.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2016:  03:27:24

You can't get there from here. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/25/2016:  04:44:13

Which end of the pencil is the eraser on?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2016:  12:56:14

We are considering your request and will get back to you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/25/2016:  13:19:55

The check is in the mail

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2016:  03:10:39

That's another opportunity missed. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/26/2016:  03:52:13

Don't worry,,Mickie will eat it

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2016:  11:40:14

The rabbit climbed onto the rock and quietly flew away.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/26/2016:  14:42:12

Tulips,Roses,Daisies,Mums,and Swamp Cabbage

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/26/2016:  17:18:26

Enqoyism could please even the most demanding follower of Freud.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2016:  20:23:10

Just don't do something......stand there!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2016:  03:01:44

Never let barbed wire slide through your hands,,,,it hurts.