chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2014:  07:07:33

Looms to ret, cifty fents

oliver james - Posted - 10/19/2014:  15:55:47

Carpet baggers throwing persian rugs at my feet

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2014:  16:08:22

Persimmons and chicken lips with a side order of cole slaw.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2014:  19:05:06

Everybody loves a nut

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2014:  04:34:35

The sap is running in the woods

oliver james - Posted - 10/20/2014:  05:45:37

i saw a poor sap running in the woods

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2014:  06:48:42

Why are all these licence plates slanted?....

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2014:  09:54:41

You need to stand up straight.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/20/2014:  09:55:41

If you like these banjo tunes,,It's me.
If you don't like them,,It's chuckv97

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2014:  10:02:27

Someday I'm going to have to get a banjo

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2014:  11:47:27

Don't lip-synch the song,or finger-synch the banjo solo

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/20/2014:  13:00:43

Whenever I try to sing or play the banjo I "SINK"

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2014:  17:09:47

My getup-and-go has got up and went

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2014:  18:16:25

I just realized I was the mercy date. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2014:  05:52:27

When I got home,the fireworks really started

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2014:  07:20:42

From the smell, I would say that's been there quite a while.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2014:  07:31:29

Time to turn back the clock

oliver james - Posted - 10/21/2014:  07:56:26

if i knew Yao Ming, i ask him to clean my gutters every fall

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2014:  07:56:43

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2014:  08:04:11

Please strengthen this coffee

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2014:  10:59:07

I've already paid you twice and refuse to do so again.

eagleisland - Posted - 10/21/2014:  14:32:41

I'll be damned. This boolsheeyat is still going strong!

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2014:  15:49:50

I'm havin' trouble with this tune "Strayfaring Wanger"

oliver james - Posted - 10/21/2014:  16:06:39

Ill trade you 1 fertile rat for 1 cigarette

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2014:  17:55:54

It's nothing personal. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2014:  19:06:39

Oddballs ,misfits, and weirdos - aahhhh, I feel right at home

MWBailey - Posted - 10/21/2014:  22:41:05

This here's Liberty Hall, you kin spit on the mat and call the bat a castard.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/22/2014:  03:07:38

AWW,GEE WHIZ. Can we leave the lights on just this once?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2014:  04:04:08

You can leave your hat on. 

mbanjo - Posted - 10/22/2014:  12:42:33

I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan

Edited by - mbanjo on 10/22/2014 12:43:57

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2014:  14:50:22

There is a limit to how far you can go with that.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2014:  21:32:16

All these freeways give me vertigo

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2014:  02:52:48

Well, from what I see here,it isn't an uncommon thing,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2014:  04:07:40

It's raining cats and dogs and my dog is not amused 

oliver james - Posted - 10/23/2014:  08:37:10

I cant think of 1 reason why a beaver would need to wear cashmere

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/23/2014:  08:40:47

Oh yeah?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2014:  11:04:24

The milk has gone bad and it's taking the fresh fruit with it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2014:  21:48:09

These stumblebums are dumb as fenceposts

MWBailey - Posted - 10/24/2014:  00:17:23

I saw Lon Chaney Junior walkin' with th' queen, doin' th' Werewolves of London.

Edited by - MWBailey on 10/24/2014 00:18:56

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2014:  02:55:02

Have you ever watched the machine that makes panty hose?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2014:  03:15:16

So there you go.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/24/2014:  13:12:49

Who-wooda-thunk.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2014:  14:22:14

Take my wife....please.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2014:  15:16:28

I have misplaced my keys to the F-16

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2014:  15:23:08

I left an hour early and I'm still late.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2014:  20:51:28

Houston-we have a problem

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2014:  01:22:09

Grandpa is refusing to take his Geritol

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/25/2014:  04:05:50

A glittering gem has its world rocked by trees.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2014:  12:59:07

Give me 40 acres