TonyS - Posted - 03/17/2014:  14:00:48

I've been thinking of Swan Lake but they poop all over the place!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2014:  15:06:48

"Shift as hard as you like but don't brake your arm"

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2014:  15:55:05

Jake Tullock rode the jake brake on his bass

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2014:  02:58:51

We've warned you about that sort of thing.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/18/2014:  06:20:57

Don't wear your warm-up jersey unless you mean it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2014:  06:55:36

Yes indeed! I've made my mind up about it and I'm gonna do it!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2014:  08:03:32

Ok, rock, paper scissors....

RandyZ - Posted - 03/18/2014:  08:31:30

falling down the stairs is not only productive, but also looks very cool~

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2014:  08:36:02

Green card check.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2014:  08:45:27

Don't Bogart those miles,my friend

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2014:  09:59:22

This is the last straw.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/18/2014:  12:34:53

Sometimes once is too much.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2014:  13:44:41

There is no vaccine for stupid

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/18/2014:  15:14:26

Again and again and Again and again, and Again and again....

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2014:  15:40:00

That's going to be expensive.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2014:  16:22:25

A sloth was racing with a grub worm but the lawyer won again

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2014:  16:29:25

Hold on there fellas, the fat lady hasn't sung.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 03/18/2014:  22:05:41

I dislocated my shoulder trying to kiss my elbow,but i won the two dollar bet..........

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 03/18/2014 22:06:30

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2014:  02:49:42

Anyone who does an air sport will eventually end up back on the ground.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2014:  02:57:51

I wonder how long that has been in the fridge.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/19/2014:  05:23:45

I wonder how long it's been since Hector was a pup.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2014:  05:33:09

Six elephants, several ducks and a brush fire.

RandyZ - Posted - 03/19/2014:  11:01:14

a caramel apple will hold off a vampire attack just long enough for you to run....

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2014:  13:17:17

The vampire state building has a Fay Wray exhibit

OM45GE - Posted - 03/19/2014:  14:07:09

Just what the hell is the hair of the dog that bit you?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2014:  20:03:30

It wasn't a dog,,it was a Spanish chicken.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2014:  21:09:04

You better pump me full of painkillers and Valium before you rip any more teeth out of my head

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2014:  03:13:54

Ok, so maybe a porcupine wasn't a good idea for a pet.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2014:  03:14:09

He had extracted 3 teeth before we found out
he was the janitor.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2014:  03:18:29

Moonlighting

RandyZ - Posted - 03/20/2014:  05:01:54

i once drove from San Diego, to Pittsburgh, PA.....it took almost 25 years.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2014:  05:24:16

Yes, those 47 fishing poles are mine.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/20/2014:  05:34:35

Somehow Sundays are just different.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2014:  07:14:31

Sixth grade was the best three years of my life.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2014:  08:41:26

I can't get no satisfaction

RandyZ - Posted - 03/20/2014:  11:27:21

Im alot like Errol Flynn in Captain Blood.....**Randy....Randy? time to get up now ****

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2014:  11:53:34

So that's what they mean by "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2014:  12:01:36

I drink my coffee very fast so I can get to "the last drop".

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2014:  12:23:29

Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2014:  03:27:19

I'm sorry,, It's completely out of my hands.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  03:29:17

What the heck, let's give it a try.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2014:  05:17:59

Stop sputtering and speak up!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  05:23:01

The trashman cometh, the trashman taketh away.

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/21/2014:  11:31:09

There's no turning back, everybody knows that.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  14:22:17

There has got to be a better way.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2014:  14:24:42

I can't wait to get back to work and have a rest

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  14:27:09

The pagans are coming, the pagans are coming!

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/21/2014:  17:15:39

The Ghouls of Hooligan's Island did not make the NY Times best seller list for non-fiction again this month.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  17:37:36

The fools on Gilligan's Island can't even get the NY Times.