banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2015:  12:33:44

7 goes into 3 how many times?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2015:  13:28:53

Ready, set....

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2015:  18:40:22

If I was gonna leave, why'd I come here?

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/05/2015:  03:49:25

Chateau Molyneaux brings together tummy-tickling wood chip flavors and a piquant wintergreen finish in their 2000 Sauvignon Blanc.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2015:  03:51:12

Slammed my finger in the door,banged my shin bone on car/trailer hitch,knocked my hat off on low tree limb,
tripped over garden hose,then I saw I had a flat tire so I went back into house (very carefully),took off my
clothes,put jammies on and went back to bed.Then the phone rang,and rang,and rang,and rangggggggg!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2015:  06:00:45

I put a tuna fish sandwich under each arm. Maybe one or two behind the ears. I don't smell like any other guy. And it's economical too because the smell lasts four or five days.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2015:  07:08:05

Mermaids like tuna guys

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2015:  11:34:05

I don't understand why the cow would want to jump over the moon.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2015:  15:35:51

That's easy for you to say.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2015:  16:00:57

Ok, this is REALLY weird.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2015:  03:08:09

Don't try to "hornswaggle" me

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2015:  05:50:05

Buckle up, I'm going to try something.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2015:  15:19:23

7x3=21-4=17+12=29x2=58-54=4,,,just enough for e quartet

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/06/2015:  15:25:09

Llama, Taboot Taboot!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2015:  19:54:48

Sometimes you feel like a nut. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2015:  21:11:45

The whole world loves a weirdo

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2015:  03:13:53

My hands are soiled now,,I touched an acoustic instrument.
So I went and got my old electric gee-tar and picked some "Bile Dem Cabbage Down"
Now my hands are clean once again.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  04:41:37

Where the heck are you planning to put that thing?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2015:  06:16:27

I boiled my eel-eck-trick guitar along with the cabbage

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/07/2015:  12:05:55

Mr. Palmer is concerned with the thousand dollar question.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2015:  16:09:09

Weasels in your trousers and a boiled cabbage in the refrigerator

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2015:  03:15:49

The very bee-u-tee-full ,Eee-lec-tris-a-tee type gee-tar makes very melodic sounds while
the old ugly banjer goes "plinkity-plonk,plinkity-plonk,plinkity-PLUNK",,,,oh sorry,,missed a
TIM or something like that.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2015:  04:41:16

Desperately seeking a little quiet 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2015:  07:33:08

Pete Seeger wielded an axe

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2015:  10:16:25

Sorry, that was as good as it gets. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/08/2015:  14:29:54

...he's gonna have to fire it to his right guard and fork to the handoff, John.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2015:  15:44:41

She's been duped. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2015:  02:35:48

You mean the devil did all that??

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2015:  07:42:15

There's no place to put it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2015:  13:03:20

Why did you let me catch you doing that again when I told
you to don't let me catch you doing that again?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2015:  17:55:48

The stakes have never been higher. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2015:  20:35:04

Too many slow country songs- doesn't anybody wanna pick?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2015:  02:39:52

EEE-LECK-TRIK gee-tar fer fast er slo coun-tree music.
Banjers fer ta make kamp fars,,,Big kamp fars

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2015:  04:02:41

I don't know who they think they are, smashing a perfectly good guitar. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2015:  08:24:38

Pete Townshend started it,...or maybe Chuck Berry....

J e f f - Posted - 02/11/2015:  14:46:50

Yodeling is pretty cool.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2015:  17:00:23

I would like to help you with that but I'm not allowed to since the incident. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2015:  18:01:45

I'm avoiding a paper trail- my paranoia is becoming acute

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2015:  03:37:53

WOW!! Buck Trent played an ee-leck-trick banjer. It didn't sound good neither..

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/12/2015:  04:04:25

Terminal Retaliation

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2015:  07:17:56

We will recognize corporations as people when Texas executes one.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2015:  10:05:15

Don't need an electric bill

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/12/2015 10:05:56

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2015:  13:29:42

I have run an extension cable over to Chuck's house.
But he doesn't know it yet.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2015:  17:00:41

Ok, so we've established that won't work.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2015:  18:35:36

An axe will fix that

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2015:  02:33:11

Stand back while I explore the situation.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2015:  04:18:43

I didn't win the big lottery. On the other hand, I didn't buy a ticket. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2015:  10:00:36

Everybody's got their hand in my pocket

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/13/2015:  19:44:19

You take Crabkowski.