chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2020:  11:35:10

I won’t trust a guy selling pillows wearing a gold necklace with a cross pendant outside of his shirt.

DC5 - Posted - 04/26/2020:  13:27:01

Get a second one, just pay double.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2020:  04:08:18

Nordic Man has arrived

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2020:  06:17:47

Valdez is breathing hard

grandpafive - Posted - 04/27/2020:  06:50:28

9 out of 10 doctors do

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2020:  09:29:20

Those are the kind the drug stores sell

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2020:  09:52:29

Forget about what?

grandpafive - Posted - 04/27/2020:  20:19:26

We didn't have this conversation O.K.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2020:  03:56:03

I'm virtually breaking up with you

DC5 - Posted - 04/28/2020:  05:58:08

April showers bring May flowers
Mayflowers bring Pilgrims

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2020:  07:03:55

You can’t go swimming in a baseball pool

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2020:  12:46:40

Hey, I said NO!

DC5 - Posted - 04/29/2020:  06:10:32

I thought you said PUSH the button.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2020:  06:18:57

I've heard it a thousand times before

5B-Ranch - Posted - 04/29/2020:  17:15:27

Is "no comment " really a comment?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2020:  17:29:02

Your gene pool is shallow and polluted

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2020:  17:55:05

You can make my tombstone out of no. 9 coal

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2020:  03:21:26

I thought we agreed not to talk about that

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/30/2020:  03:35:20

Pulling back time before it gets cold.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2020:  03:36:27

Another night on the fire escape

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2020:  05:41:05

DANG!! Will that dog ever shutup?

DC5 - Posted - 04/30/2020:  06:30:52

Septic guy just left

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2020:  17:40:10

I can't come out right now, I'm doing my tongue exercises

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2020:  05:40:04

Somebody nudge me and see if I'm still asleep.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2020:  06:11:23

yes I remember but I'm trying not to

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2020:  12:00:18

I thought Lent was hard to get through.

reubenstump - Posted - 05/01/2020:  17:52:59

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/02/2020:  03:46:50

Swappin spit has become curious.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2020:  04:53:02

Pawing through the junk drawer of my life

DC5 - Posted - 05/02/2020:  05:48:53

I've forgotten if I ever knew that

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2020:  05:52:55

Actually, the IS a law

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2020:  07:17:01

Don’t count your chickens before you close the barn door

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2020:  10:53:42

Not until you say I'm better than you

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/02/2020:  19:51:57

Glass heads and dirt beads.

DC5 - Posted - 05/03/2020:  08:49:28

The dog did it.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2020:  17:01:46

She's trying to beat the heat

DC5 - Posted - 05/04/2020:  06:27:54

Rocker-Arm Assemblies

Edited by - DC5 on 05/04/2020 06:28:30

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/05/2020:  03:52:31

Lightly salted pickle blades for the fish.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2020:  04:40:08

You are not here

DC5 - Posted - 05/05/2020:  06:08:00

You can bet your sweet bippy

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2020:  06:37:26

You've got something dripping off your chin

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/05/2020 06:37:51

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2020:  22:15:26

I’ll be taking the long way home

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2020:  03:38:57

I've got the bail-bondsman on speed dial

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/06/2020:  03:42:39

Most fish are totally incapable of operating a lawn mower

Martinkenny - Posted - 05/06/2020:  03:48:18

Tomanishkley ?? I don't think so.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2020:  03:48:38

Budgies, the overlooked power source

Martinkenny - Posted - 05/06/2020:  03:50:07

The flogging will continue until morale improves.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2020:  03:51:21

There, I've said it again

Martinkenny - Posted - 05/06/2020:  03:53:23

I kinda believe ya.