banjoscotty - Posted - 02/18/2018:  04:36:50

THIS IS TRUE!! Watch where you step when in Florida..Rattlesnakes are
breeding and they are just everywhere..

DC5 - Posted - 02/18/2018:  11:36:44

Another Pleasant Valley Sunday.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/18/2018:  14:59:11

Don't be too hard on him,,,he came in here on a turnip truck

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2018:  03:06:24

There is only 985,857,642,786,000,000,000,of us left

DC5 - Posted - 02/19/2018:  03:38:38

Another day, another trillion dollars in debt.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2018:  04:59:57

Stop tweeting!

DC5 - Posted - 02/19/2018:  07:54:07

I forgot what I was going to post.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2018:  15:30:31

I thought I would feel better after I farted.

DC5 - Posted - 02/20/2018:  02:55:24

This is the first post of the day.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/20/2018:  03:49:02

Between love and madness, lies stinky feet...

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/20/2018:  04:24:30

There never was a true lover

DC5 - Posted - 02/20/2018:  05:35:11

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2018:  08:04:08

Never take a cross-eyed gal on a blind date

DC5 - Posted - 02/20/2018:  14:58:05

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/21/2018:  02:32:14

Ab-so-tute-lee!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2018:  04:46:10

This is entirely your fault.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2018:  08:12:10

Will lock up my extra supply of shoelaces

DC5 - Posted - 02/21/2018:  11:02:56

What's it called when you can't remember what you wanted to write?

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/21/2018:  11:37:57

Lost in a cardboard cup.

DC5 - Posted - 02/22/2018:  04:33:25

Scotch, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2018:  05:51:35

Your healthy breakfast is a sham.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2018:  03:00:48

Could someone please call 911..My canary just flew the coup..

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/23/2018:  04:05:32

The box of cereal is deflated.

DC5 - Posted - 02/23/2018:  05:07:27

If anyone is looking for me I'm out back.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2018:  05:08:31

I’ve run out of reasons to like you.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2018:  07:03:24

"Never Mind the Sheriff"...We'll find the culprit.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2018:  08:12:35

I’ll be back when I’m good and ready

DC5 - Posted - 02/23/2018:  14:02:15

Clearly, Will Rogers never met you.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/23/2018:  15:02:41

Two balls, three strikes, and a pickle in a pear tree.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2018:  19:01:35

Hey, I’m trying to get some sleep here.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2018:  21:27:17

What this country needs is a ten cent beer and a five cent cigar

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2018:  02:23:49

We already have them but they cost upwards of 300%

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2018:  03:29:11

The couple in the next room ought to get a prize.

DC5 - Posted - 02/24/2018:  05:36:44

Not today, I have a headache.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2018:  05:52:51

Hurry along there Jose,,we need that cannon up here
on the ridge.!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2018:  06:07:46

Ferrets are like snakes with legs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2018:  07:46:51

I don’t want to play house

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2018:  03:26:27

River barges really barge

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/25/2018:  05:06:06

Think eggs. Think donkey!

DC5 - Posted - 02/25/2018:  06:38:17

Human cloning? I prefer to make my humans the old fashioned way.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2018:  03:45:51

Never mind whose watching,,,just do it!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2018:  03:55:06

You’ll wonder where the yellow went

DC5 - Posted - 02/26/2018:  08:52:43

Dance as if you're naked in the park.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/26/2018:  18:16:44

The rock is a rock is not.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2018:  18:37:24

My pebble has a sock in it

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2018:  04:01:22

People are catching on to what we're doing and they like it

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2018:  06:52:06

Bring me the cabin boy!

DC5 - Posted - 02/27/2018:  10:49:37

How can I eat my cake if I can't have it?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2018:  11:47:48

The expiration date on those chips is over a year ago.