Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/23/2023:  14:09:34

I’ll take that as a yes

HarleyQ - Posted - 06/23/2023:  20:21:59

I had the rudest, slowest, nastiest cashier today. I guess its my own fault for using the self checkout lane.

DC5 - Posted - 06/24/2023:  06:40:18

89 posts to go

DC5 - Posted - 06/24/2023:  06:53:02

I tried to smoke some salmon but I couldn't keep it lit.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2023:  08:42:33

Put more water in the soup, there’s better days a-comin’

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/24/2023:  12:48:16

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it

NormanClegg - Posted - 06/24/2023:  13:22:36

Uncle Dave Macon was not an uncle, nor was he from Macon.

Although he might have been an uncle, I really don't have the time to research it.

DC5 - Posted - 06/25/2023:  05:13:08

When I was younger I was a little kid.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/25/2023:  05:43:21

Have you ever thrown yourself to the ground, and missed?

HarleyQ - Posted - 06/25/2023:  19:34:07

I was confused because music was coming out of my printer. Apparently, the paper was jamming.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2023:  23:34:39

Tomorrow’s the day the decorating lady is coming to assess my outhouse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/26/2023:  05:09:43

Being a mirror inspector is a job I could see myself doing

DC5 - Posted - 06/26/2023:  05:54:35

Palindrome post 24942

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/26/2023:  15:26:22

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/26/2023:  15:51:40

My spare is flat

HarleyQ - Posted - 06/26/2023:  20:14:40

I have a fish that can breakdance. just for 20 seconds though and only once.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/27/2023:  05:10:51

I attended a performance about puns, which actually was just a play on words

DC5 - Posted - 06/27/2023:  07:37:05

Just 30 more posts to 25,000

HarleyQ - Posted - 06/27/2023:  19:36:56

Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2023:  20:03:51

Why do rodeo cowboys wear sneakers? So folks won’t mistake them for truck drivers.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/28/2023:  05:27:42

Lately my fear of moving stairs is escalating

DC5 - Posted - 06/28/2023:  06:50:47

7 posts to go

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2023:  10:07:33

Aglets are time savers

HarleyQ - Posted - 06/28/2023:  16:58:59

Hey. don't trust trees....... they're shady!

DC5 - Posted - 06/29/2023:  05:57:27

Post number 25,000
This signifies that I do not have enough to do.

DC5 - Posted - 06/29/2023:  08:16:01

We have no choice but to believe in free will.

HarleyQ - Posted - 06/29/2023:  13:34:42

Shoulder is wore plumb out; Got me a new Boomerang today, been trying to throw the old one away!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2023:  14:04:12

I was told hypochondria is just psychosomatic

DC5 - Posted - 06/30/2023:  05:27:11

If I knew then what I know now I'd still be a mess.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/30/2023:  11:06:33

I thought I heard you say the project was due a week from today

DC5 - Posted - 06/30/2023:  12:17:41

I've come full circle, had nap time in kindergarten, and have nap time in retirement.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/30/2023:  15:59:03

The full, full circle concept also involves diapers

HarleyQ - Posted - 06/30/2023:  19:25:41

I can't pretend anymore, what's the meaning of "O" in the O'Clock??

Treeman - Posted - 06/30/2023:  20:22:18

Everyone who lives south of the Mackinaw Bridge in Michigan is a troll, for trolls live under bridges

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2023:  20:27:40

People coughing in the sauna just make me boil over

DC5 - Posted - 07/01/2023:  05:20:13

Christmas is getting too commercialized. Everyone forgets it's Santa's birthday.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/01/2023:  08:00:03

For Sale: Broken puppets, no strings attached

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2023:  09:57:24

My sandals are aglet-deprived

DC5 - Posted - 07/01/2023:  13:40:46

Some people are like Slinky's. Not good for much but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/01/2023:  19:14:20

My dog ate a whole bag of scrabble tiles, I took him to the Vet. No word yet!!

DC5 - Posted - 07/02/2023:  05:56:55

Another day to find out how a bunch of banjo players will solve all the world's problems.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/02/2023:  13:20:26

Yesterday I swallowed food coloring and now I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2023:  13:56:21

Banjos don’t always motivate people to paddle faster

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/02/2023:  19:14:35

My wife ask me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said I never knew he did.

DC5 - Posted - 07/03/2023:  06:16:26

Don't yell through the screen door, you'll strain your voice.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/03/2023:  17:33:51

I took a picture of a wheat field…..it was grainy

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2023:  18:20:24

I haven’t seen Mary in tears

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/03/2023:  21:23:49

I told my wife she needed to embrace her mistakes....so she gave me a hug!!

DC5 - Posted - 07/04/2023:  07:16:17

Happy Birthday Dad